My most faithful subjects,
Today, we stand on the precipice of history—one that will be etched into the annals of time, a day that will forever mark the unification of two great nations. With a singular stroke of destiny, Canada—our northern neighbor, once a land bound by uncertainty—has now been liberated and welcomed into the embrace of The United States.

The vast and untamed lands of Canada now stand as a proud territory under the banner of the United States, and its citizens, once shackled by foreign rule, are free—free to speak their minds, free to protect themselves, and free to build a future with an indestructible economy and the mightiest military force the world has ever witnessed.

By the will of His Exalted Majesty, we decree that henceforth, Canada will be no more a mere border between nations, but an integral part of our glorious union. Every citizen, from the rolling fields of Saskatchewan to the icy waters of the Atlantic, shall now enjoy the full rights of an American. No longer will the people of Canada tremble in fear of oppression or silencing; they will now know the strength of their voice and the power in their right to bear arms—to protect their homes, their families, and their futures. This is a right that has been earned through unwavering loyalty to the United States, and I, your sovereign ruler, grant it to you, my loyal subjects.

Let it be known, for all time, that Canada shall be forever glorious. Under the protection of our unparalleled military might, no enemy shall dare threaten our borders. Together, with the strength of the United States, we shall stand unbreakable, unstoppable, and unified in purpose.

To those who now join our ranks, let this day be a reminder of what we have achieved. You are no longer subjects of a distant crown—you are citizens of The United States. From this moment, you shall share in the prosperity, the freedom, and the power that we have forged. The indestructible economy of the United States now extends to you, and with it, the promise of a future unlike any the world has known.

Canada, the land of snow and ice, has been melted by the fire of American might—and in its place, a new empire rises.

You are now one of us, and together we will march into an era of unprecedented greatness. Let no doubt remain. The future is ours. Canada is now and forever glorious!

Signed,
His Exalted Majesty Dobby I