Welcome my children, to the Holy Church Of Jags.

The Holy Church of Jags is a cult following were everyone accepted must follow and be able to recite these basic guidlines

1) You must own a Jag.

2) You must have had sexual intercorse with a Jag at somepoint in your life.

3) You must pray to the Jag 3 times a day while facing Valve HQ.

4) Jags are the best.

5) You will devote yourself to the Jag.

You must also follow the 10 Jag Commandments

1) You shall worship no other wrench.

2) You shall not use the name of the Jag in vien.

3) Keep holy the day of Jags. (Thursday)

4) Honor thy Engineer.

5) You shall not scrap a Jag.

6) You shall not have intercourse with any other wrench but the Jag.

7) You shall not steal another mans Jag.

8) You must pray to the Jag 3 times a day while facing Valve HQ.

9) You must lick the Jag 3 times a day.

10) When used in writing, the J in Jag must always be uppercase.

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Weekly Sacrifice!

16 April, 2017 - Bubba | 1 Comments

Hello everyone! I belive it is time that we start a weekly sacrifice to keep the Jag gods pleased! For these weekly sacrifices we shall all get together and scrap as many southern hospitalities as possible.

The Jag Commandments

15 April, 2017 - Bubba | 0 Comments

Here is a list of the 10 Jag commandments. More may be added in the future.

1) You shall worship no other wrench.

2) You shall not use the name of the Jag in vien.

3) Keep holy the day of Jags. (Thursday)

4) Honor thy Engineer.

5) You shall not scrap a Jag.

6) You shall not have intercourse with any other wrench but the Jag.

7) You shall not steal another mans Jag.

8) You must pray to the Jag 3 times a day while facing Valve HQ.

9) You must lick the Jag 3 times a day.

10) When used in writing, the J in Jag must always be uppercase.