Hello everyone! I belive it is time that we start a weekly sacrifice to keep the Jag gods pleased! For these weekly sacrifices we shall all get together and scrap as many southern hospitalities as possible.

Here is a list of the 10 Jag commandments. More may be added in the future.

1) You shall worship no other wrench.

2) You shall not use the name of the Jag in vien.

3) Keep holy the day of Jags. (Thursday)

4) Honor thy Engineer.

5) You shall not scrap a Jag.

6) You shall not have intercourse with any other wrench but the Jag.

7) You shall not steal another mans Jag.

8) You must pray to the Jag 3 times a day while facing Valve HQ.

9) You must lick the Jag 3 times a day.

10) When used in writing, the J in Jag must always be uppercase.

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Hello fellow worshipers! It is time that we begin to spread our religion throughout the community! Let the people know about the Jag! Tell them how it can change their lives! get as many people as you can. Even if you have to force them...