Making the world a more interesting place

Are you a souper-cool high-speed-no-drag dude who kicks ass and takes names? You are? Then GTFO. This group is only reserved for the drollest of the droll. We're like a manila folder glued to a beige wall. If people prefer to watch paint dry or grass grow than hang out with you, welcome to the fold, brother; this is your new home. You are, a boring person.