If humans were as smart as me, this is what they would do

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St✩rlight 7 hours ago

If humans were as smart as me, this is what they would do

If humans were as smart as me, this is what they would do. They would put tracking devices on the bees so when aliens abduct our bees to pollinate other planets, we can just track those bees to planets with environments similar to our own.

So now I just saved your whole species I'll award myself a nobel peace prize tyvm.

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EASY PETE 7 hours ago

Strap dynamite to the bees as well

Nülliflower 7 hours ago

wouldn't it be easier to put tracking devices on the cows though?

Lime 7 hours ago

just tie string to the bees and follow the string

St✩rlight 7 hours ago

Originally posted by Nülliflower:
wouldn't it be easier to put tracking devices on the cows though?

I don't think they take the cows to a very nice place tho.

Kobs 6 hours ago

If they can make spaceships to come here don't you think they'd think of a way to polinate their stuff ? DUH!

St✩rlight 6 hours ago

Originally posted by Kobs:
If they can make spaceships to come here don't you think they'd think of a way to polinate their stuff ? DUH!

Yeah, by stealing bees duh

Nülliflower 6 hours ago

Originally posted by St✩rlight:
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
wouldn't it be easier to put tracking devices on the cows though?
I don't think they take the cows to a very nice place tho.

true, the alien barns or the meat grinders are definitely not nice places. i didn't think of that.

~Ren~ 6 hours ago

Originally posted by St✩rlight:
So now I just saved your whole species I'll award myself a nobel peace prize tyvm.

That tickled me!

I thought that aliens only abduct humans? That's what we're led to believe (assuming aliens even exist), I have my doubts.

St✩rlight 6 hours ago

Originally posted by ~Ren~:
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
So now I just saved your whole species I'll award myself a nobel peace prize tyvm.

That tickled me!

I thought that aliens only abduct humans? That's what we're led to believe (assuming aliens even exist), I have my doubts.

Nah, that's why the bees kept disappearing for a while.

~Ren~ 6 hours ago

Originally posted by St✩rlight:
Originally posted by ~Ren~:

That tickled me!

I thought that aliens only abduct humans? That's what we're led to believe (assuming aliens even exist), I have my doubts.
Nah, that's why the bees kept disappearing for a while.

That explains it, I've been enlightened (I think).

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