If humans were as smart as me, this is what they would do

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St✩rlight 22. aug. kl. 2:52

If humans were as smart as me, this is what they would do

If humans were as smart as me, this is what they would do. They would put tracking devices on the bees so when aliens abduct our bees to pollinate other planets, we can just track those bees to planets with environments similar to our own.

So now I just saved your whole species I'll award myself a nobel peace prize tyvm.

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EASY PETE 22. aug. kl. 3:00

Strap dynamite to the bees as well

Nülliflower 22. aug. kl. 3:01

wouldn't it be easier to put tracking devices on the cows though?

Lime 22. aug. kl. 3:02

just tie string to the bees and follow the string

St✩rlight 22. aug. kl. 3:27

Oprindeligt skrevet af Nülliflower:
wouldn't it be easier to put tracking devices on the cows though?

I don't think they take the cows to a very nice place tho.

Kobs 22. aug. kl. 3:30

If they can make spaceships to come here don't you think they'd think of a way to polinate their stuff ? DUH!

St✩rlight 22. aug. kl. 3:31

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kobs:
If they can make spaceships to come here don't you think they'd think of a way to polinate their stuff ? DUH!

Yeah, by stealing bees duh

Nülliflower 22. aug. kl. 3:34

Oprindeligt skrevet af St✩rlight:
Oprindeligt skrevet af Nülliflower:
wouldn't it be easier to put tracking devices on the cows though?
I don't think they take the cows to a very nice place tho.

true, the alien barns or the meat grinders are definitely not nice places. i didn't think of that.

~Ren~ 22. aug. kl. 3:51

Oprindeligt skrevet af St✩rlight:
So now I just saved your whole species I'll award myself a nobel peace prize tyvm.

That tickled me!

I thought that aliens only abduct humans? That's what we're led to believe (assuming aliens even exist), I have my doubts.

St✩rlight 22. aug. kl. 3:52

Oprindeligt skrevet af ~Ren~:
Oprindeligt skrevet af St✩rlight:
So now I just saved your whole species I'll award myself a nobel peace prize tyvm.

That tickled me!

I thought that aliens only abduct humans? That's what we're led to believe (assuming aliens even exist), I have my doubts.

Nah, that's why the bees kept disappearing for a while.

~Ren~ 22. aug. kl. 3:54

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Oprindeligt skrevet af ~Ren~:

That tickled me!

I thought that aliens only abduct humans? That's what we're led to believe (assuming aliens even exist), I have my doubts.
Nah, that's why the bees kept disappearing for a while.

That explains it, I've been enlightened (I think).

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