Why is Sparkles lowkey stronger than Deathspank

You know,
sometimes I lay awake dreaming about deathspank: vanquisher of justice, dispenser of evil.
That bag of orphans is almost like that shake post- high quality piss, you know; the kind you have while dimly lit by a campfire, the warm feeling of steel in your stomach while holding onto a taco that some old retired adventurer wanted but refused because it was "not spicy enough". In a haze of post-piss clarity you ponder the mysteries of the universe, and of course: B A C O N
but that is another story entirely
This game is said to make you extremely suspicious of ginger women in chain mail boots, and often leads you to conspiring with witches in order to receive an ancient artifact known as "bacon"
no, wait... Oh okay, I knew I messed up somewhere there.
And often leads you to conspiring with witches to receive an ancient artifact known as "the artifact"
Wherein you discover a small sphere which calls itself wheatly and leads you down a corridor of traps and...
SO GRAB YOUR JEWELED BAG OF ORPHANS AND JUMP RIGHT IN!!!
WE HAVE MIDGETS ON HORSES, AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF RIGHT SHOES, AND 1 DEATHSPANK ALL FOR THE PRICE OF WHATEVER IS POSTED ON THE PAGE ABOVE THIS COMMENT (?)
AND TELL YOUR FIRENDS: BACON IS REAL AND APPROACHING RAPIDLY.

DeathSpank is the first of a trio of games I have played years ago and to finally try it on PC, I can say it is a somewhat short, yet fun and silly experience. Full of combat, funny dialogue options, and odd/creative creatures, I can't help but recommend this game to RPG fans that want something more comedic than straight to the point.