Project Zomboid

Project Zomboid

Survivors! (Build 39)
PZ-NOOB 7 MAR 2017 a las 9:07
How your wife died!
(AKA, how your survivor died)

On viewing posts on survivors drinking bleach and being "worked to death", I thought there should be a special place to put all your emotional and funny NPC deaths and fails.
(Sidenote: this sounded a lot less evil in my head)
Última edición por PZ-NOOB; 7 MAR 2017 a las 9:12
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nolanritchie  [desarrollador] 7 MAR 2017 a las 9:10 
should title this "How your Wife Died"
PZ-NOOB 7 MAR 2017 a las 9:12 
^ I cant mod, but i can do that.
nolanritchie  [desarrollador] 11 MAR 2017 a las 8:32 
Wife and I were waiting out the night time in an upstiars room of a house. I wasnt that tired enough t sleep so I was just checking the loot in the house, nothing much good, some bleech in the bathroom. hmm. Anyway checking the other rooms. Then came back to the bedroom to try and sleep again. still not tired. i'll just check for loot again... this time i go in the bathroom, but hmm thats odd. i thought there was bleech in here... walk back into the bedroom and wife is dead on the floor. ...
Talien 11 MAR 2017 a las 12:00 
Not the wife, but I was taking a group of 3 survivors through a neighborhood and looting houses, found a few bottles of Bleach in the Kitchen in one house but I was pretty loaded down and was collecting books so I left them there along with the forks, spoons, etc. As I'm searching the next house one guy starts asking for help because he's injured, I figure maybe he climbed through a broken window and was bleeding so I do a med check and see his health going down but there are no injuries. A few seconds later he drops dead and I'm starting to think it might be a bug, but then I search the body and find Bleach in his inventory. Must've grabbed the bottles from the other house and drank one.
PZ-NOOB 11 MAR 2017 a las 15:50 
^ it seems bleach must be carefully disposed of as all survivors are suicidal and grab it at any and every opportunity they get.
nolanritchie  [desarrollador] 11 MAR 2017 a las 15:58 
You have enslaved them so, can't blame them for taking the easy way out. At least they don't have to be your slave anymore
PZ-NOOB 11 MAR 2017 a las 16:07 
conspiracy theory! they never joined with their free will.......
print (Bloqueado) 11 MAR 2017 a las 21:29 
pour out all bleach? lol
Talien 12 MAR 2017 a las 7:05 
I can just picture them saying "You'll never take me alive!" then drinking a bottle.

I just have to wonder why Bleach removes thirst to begin with, you're going to die if you drink it so what does it matter that you're no longer thirsty?
PZ-NOOB 13 MAR 2017 a las 9:54 
^ true
CHEWLUDO 16 MAR 2017 a las 12:25 
well this explains a few of my survivors deaths lmao.
Kittysong 19 MAR 2017 a las 15:56 
not a death but i went out and picked up a female suvivor, the next day i went out for food leaving the two behind only to come home to an empty house (checked the list and it was empty) the moment in a zombie apocalypse that you realize that you just save your cheating spouse's partner. (jk i know it was a bug, but seriously i only seem to have bad luck with the husband)
PZ-NOOB 20 MAR 2017 a las 10:02 
^ id rather my survivors disapear, than drop dead when i spawn in. Strange bug thats been happening recently.
MrFlux 21 MAR 2017 a las 16:47 
well when i was in west point with the wife i planed on looting the surper market so that we could hold out till it blows over, then out of nowhere a small group of zombies attack and i hear 2 fleash tearing sound so i do a medical check on myself

- i only had a scratch

then i did one on the wife

- turns out shes been bit

so when she was low on hp i enabeld pvp and shot her with a pistol i found and then more zombies come and i used the last bullet on the wife
Última edición por MrFlux; 21 MAR 2017 a las 16:47
ddraigcymraeg  [desarrollador] 27 MAR 2017 a las 21:23 
My wife isnt going down without a battle... http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/131/130433/pzwife.png

And I must have some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with that "wife-beater" shirt on too!
Última edición por ddraigcymraeg; 27 MAR 2017 a las 21:27
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