should title this "How your Wife Died"

^ I cant mod, but i can do that.

Wife and I were waiting out the night time in an upstiars room of a house. I wasnt that tired enough t sleep so I was just checking the loot in the house, nothing much good, some bleech in the bathroom. hmm. Anyway checking the other rooms. Then came back to the bedroom to try and sleep again. still not tired. i'll just check for loot again... this time i go in the bathroom, but hmm thats odd. i thought there was bleech in here... walk back into the bedroom and wife is dead on the floor. ...

Not the wife, but I was taking a group of 3 survivors through a neighborhood and looting houses, found a few bottles of Bleach in the Kitchen in one house but I was pretty loaded down and was collecting books so I left them there along with the forks, spoons, etc. As I'm searching the next house one guy starts asking for help because he's injured, I figure maybe he climbed through a broken window and was bleeding so I do a med check and see his health going down but there are no injuries. A few seconds later he drops dead and I'm starting to think it might be a bug, but then I search the body and find Bleach in his inventory. Must've grabbed the bottles from the other house and drank one.

^ it seems bleach must be carefully disposed of as all survivors are suicidal and grab it at any and every opportunity they get.

You have enslaved them so, can't blame them for taking the easy way out. At least they don't have to be your slave anymore

conspiracy theory! they never joined with their free will.......

pour out all bleach? lol

I can just picture them saying "You'll never take me alive!" then drinking a bottle.

I just have to wonder why Bleach removes thirst to begin with, you're going to die if you drink it so what does it matter that you're no longer thirsty?

^ true

well this explains a few of my survivors deaths lmao.

not a death but i went out and picked up a female suvivor, the next day i went out for food leaving the two behind only to come home to an empty house (checked the list and it was empty) the moment in a zombie apocalypse that you realize that you just save your cheating spouse's partner. (jk i know it was a bug, but seriously i only seem to have bad luck with the husband)

^ id rather my survivors disapear, than drop dead when i spawn in. Strange bug thats been happening recently.

well when i was in west point with the wife i planed on looting the surper market so that we could hold out till it blows over, then out of nowhere a small group of zombies attack and i hear 2 fleash tearing sound so i do a medical check on myself

- i only had a scratch

then i did one on the wife

- turns out shes been bit

so when she was low on hp i enabeld pvp and shot her with a pistol i found and then more zombies come and i used the last bullet on the wife

My wife isnt going down without a battle... http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/131/130433/pzwife.png

And I must have some cojones with that "wife-beater" shirt on too!