Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Banana Bar
Grissini 30 Jun, 2014 @ 3:04pm
Potassium poisoning
so the stats for this should be: vomiting, decreased blood pressure, diarrhea, stomach cramps, irritability and fatigue. because eating 1,253 bananas in 1 chocolate sized bar will definitely give you hyperkalemia, or in other words: potassium poisoning. so i dont think this is a good idea.
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But he's a hoovy :3
orangeninja27 2 Jul, 2014 @ 4:53am 
No, here's the stats
+100 damage on your melee weapon (cuz he's irritible)
-25 HP per second on consumption
You lose 50 HP on consumption
You cannot see as well for 30 seconds
^That is Under Powered.
Also, you know what? This is a game! Stop being so buggy about realism. Not all games have to agree with reality.
Grissini 3 Jul, 2014 @ 8:47am 
just pointing out some facts about what would actually happen irl
Don't worry, I've got this
+100% chance of putting diet coke out of buisness, because all the potasium is in the banana bar.
Juice Kelly 6 Jul, 2014 @ 8:46am 
What if it made reference to the radioactive qualities of potassium? Surely that much potassium would radiate anybody, even the Heavy's immense figure.
Pit 6 Jul, 2014 @ 2:38pm 
When I read the description I thought, heavy be dead now. But let's just say that the heavy developed an intense liver for situations like this :) I was also thinking about suggesting the name "Potential Potassic Persecutor"
Captain Doggo 12 Aug, 2014 @ 7:29am 
It should have: Fully heal eater
-50 health per seconds on holder
orangeninja27 12 Aug, 2014 @ 9:17am 
Originally posted by Error 305:Cannot load username:
^That is Under Powered.
Oh and btw, EDIT
Crits for the whole duration and +50 movespeed while it is on.
orangeninja27 12 Aug, 2014 @ 9:18am 
Originally posted by BananaHero:
It should have: Fully heal eater
-50 health per seconds on holder
Does it overheal them to their max overheal, or is this just an underpowered version of the sandvich? Who would use your idea over the sandvich?
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