I ended up baking it today.

Dough was a little runny at first, the batter-dough rose substantially
(followed the green edit and did 6.5 cups of flour)

The batter filled two bread pans and it took a little longer than the time frame listed on the chalkboards

The dough didn't crest the pans before the oven and with an egg wash the bread had a lovely crust and not too crumby.


Thankfully no sentience has happened yet, haven't tried teleporting it yet but the outcome seems to be closest to the white loaf of bread that pops out of the teleporter occasionally.

Props to the creators for a lovely weekend experience of baking bread!

If anyone else tries recreating it. How did it go?