So theres two phones at the grand canyon. One is a tourist, and the other is an idiot. The idiot falls into the grand canyon; LUCKILY he catches himself on a ledge. The tourist goes to help him...

The tourist asks, "Hey! Whatchya doing hanging down there?"

The idiot replies, "I might as well ask you why your 'hanging up' there."

BA DUM CHING!
HAHA!
Heh heh...
heh.
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Anyone?
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