So theres two phones at the grand canyon. One is a tourist, and the other is an ♥♥♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥♥♥ falls into the grand canyon; LUCKILY he catches himself on a ledge. The tourist goes to help him...

The tourist asks, "Hey! Whatchya doing hanging down there?"

The ♥♥♥♥♥ replies, "I might as well ask you why your 'hanging up' there."

BA DUM CHING!
HAHA!
Heh heh...
heh.
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Anyone?
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