The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Basic Steel Weapons but They're Giant Boulders
61 Comments
nudle 6 May, 2017 @ 8:41pm 
Just think of steel arrows as small, thin boulders. Depending on the boulder, its no different!
Chocolate Milk  [author] 6 May, 2017 @ 8:14pm 
@BrotherBacon @samjkn @EverybodyElseWhoAskedForIt Alrighty, so a lot of people have been asking for me to turn all the steel arrows of Skyrim into boulders, so you could shoot gigantic hunks of rock. I can now confidently say that I've tried it, and sadly, to no avail. I couldn't get it to work. So, I'm sorry to say, I won't be able to make that mod. It's a wonderful idea though. I certainly wish it were possible, at least.
nudle 6 May, 2017 @ 6:37pm 
@samjkn

YES, PLEASE DO
Doomakarn 6 May, 2017 @ 5:02am 
Finally something more manly than fighting a dragon with your bare hands.

Now I can beat the shit out of a dragon with two boulders in my hands.
Chocolate Milk  [author] 15 Apr, 2017 @ 10:03pm 
@Tronald Dump No, I wasn't stoned. Granite, my mind was a little foggy, though. Honestly, I think my mods have reached rock bottom. The process of making this mod in particular was sort of rocky. I think I was just stuck between a rock and a hard place, deciding whether or not to make this mod. (I'm sorry I stole the ideas for these puns from somewhere online, I'm a thief and a liar.)
Lil Drewzi Vert 15 Apr, 2017 @ 8:23pm 
were you STONED??
REDEEMER ٩(๑`^´๑)۶ 9 Apr, 2017 @ 8:49am 
@MLG Turtle (SFM Posters) I'm glad i'm not the only one sick of them.
Professor Fuzz 23 Mar, 2017 @ 9:00am 
THIS IS PERFECT
BEST MOD 2017
Boomerhauer 9 Mar, 2017 @ 5:04pm 
Please, do make some other silly content like this next, whatever you do.
samjkn 26 Feb, 2017 @ 3:07am 
MAKE STEEL ARROWS SHOOT BOULDERS!!!
UltraCoolKiddo 25 Feb, 2017 @ 6:12am 
i would definetely download this faster than i would those stupid "Hey Look, I Got A Female Character, Lets Make Some Wank Material" mods.
Gh0st 25 Feb, 2017 @ 1:33am 
Chocolate Milk That was the perfect comment i've seen. Thank you for making me smile :)
Rudi van Vonvolkvan 24 Feb, 2017 @ 2:53pm 
11/10 would install again <3
Chocolate Milk  [author] 24 Feb, 2017 @ 1:59pm 
Gh0stPred, that pun was both incredible and cliche at the same time. Engineering a pun like that takes some real skill. Well done.
Gh0st 24 Feb, 2017 @ 12:47pm 
This mod Rocks......

I'll leave
Gaming_squid 23 Feb, 2017 @ 11:19pm 
@Demon THE ENEMY IS AT OUR BOULERS
Calzone 23 Feb, 2017 @ 7:51pm 
spehs muhrins c:
Boomerhauer 23 Feb, 2017 @ 3:15pm 
BaumThreat More like Eat rocks and die
Sam Suphit 23 Feb, 2017 @ 7:06am 
Make a mod of novelty no change of play ... without criticizing the guys who would have a negative opinion .. the community is that: share, not say mine is the best, let the players test ..:steamsad:
pluto 23 Feb, 2017 @ 5:29am 
Great, but if the arrows became HUGE boulders, much fun would be had.
Covid Vax Is Deadly 22 Feb, 2017 @ 9:17pm 
Most Ironic Mod 2017.
Jorge 22 Feb, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
eat shit and die
good mod 10/10
so eepy 22 Feb, 2017 @ 6:33pm 
You should put more pics.
AGS 22 Feb, 2017 @ 3:32pm 
That a great answer!
Chocolate Milk  [author] 22 Feb, 2017 @ 2:43pm 
Crashofant, the answer is simple: why not?
DeWALT 22 Feb, 2017 @ 2:37pm 
Chocolate why
vbloodwraith 22 Feb, 2017 @ 1:33pm 
Why arrows to bolders, this was a funny mod and I laughed my but off. I will not use it though. I wondeer why not turn arrows into stones or rocks.......
Cero 22 Feb, 2017 @ 12:24pm 
Arrows to Boulders plz
General_Wampa 22 Feb, 2017 @ 9:35am 
Welcome to the "Steam Modding Community"
Snoepje 22 Feb, 2017 @ 7:29am 
Wut XD
Knot Quay 22 Feb, 2017 @ 3:08am 
This is exactly the kind of pointless, anarchic, yet unexpectedly salubrious mod that I absolutely love :D

How about making Daedric weapons trees next?

Or Elven ones into cows?

WHAT ABOUT ARMOUR?!?!
Stink Monkey 21 Feb, 2017 @ 9:10pm 
I could relate, but im just too lazy to begin with...
machinech 21 Feb, 2017 @ 8:57pm 
In light of further explanation.... there's naught I can do but commend your work :)
nudle 21 Feb, 2017 @ 5:55pm 
I use this mod to make my useless weapos into scenery for my home. Or to stab somebody with a boulder. I do that too.
Velber 21 Feb, 2017 @ 5:22pm 
this reminds me of the mod on ark: survival evolved that allowed wooden rafts to mate and breed
Boomerhauer 21 Feb, 2017 @ 3:49pm 
Next up : Replacing every unenchanted steel weapon with animals, like bears, horses, or dragons.
Talon Stormwalker 21 Feb, 2017 @ 3:46pm 
iron reaver boulder creamer :D
The Slender Man 21 Feb, 2017 @ 12:06pm 
Well.. I can't Argue with Delicious Chocolate milk... #VoteUp #lol
Chocolate Milk  [author] 21 Feb, 2017 @ 11:33am 
The Slender Man, You're asking the wrong question. The real question is: why wouldn't anybody want to do this? There's no reason why one shouldn't do something like this, and so I did it because I could.
The Slender Man 21 Feb, 2017 @ 11:26am 
lol Why would anyone want to do this?
Chaplain Vulken 21 Feb, 2017 @ 10:10am 
legend
𝒦.ℒ.ℬ. 21 Feb, 2017 @ 9:31am 
xd
Chocolate Milk  [author] 21 Feb, 2017 @ 9:06am 
Machinech, that's the whole point. I deliberately went out of my way to make a bad mod that would hopefully end up weird. It's a bit like how, when playing a normal game, something glitches, it looks ridiculous, and you wind up crying with laughter. This is that, but created outside the game--and it's not an accident. Controlled chaos.
machinech 21 Feb, 2017 @ 8:24am 
Ah the wonders of modern society...when you can get praised for making pointless crap badly... this is a mod like some kid pushing buttons on an unplugged mixer is a DJ...
Davidius The Mad 21 Feb, 2017 @ 7:38am 
A perfect amalgamation of Rock and Metal sir, splendid work!
jedisalamander 21 Feb, 2017 @ 7:22am 
amazing description. it reminds me of Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy
dakth 21 Feb, 2017 @ 7:17am 
I'm just here for the brilliant description. :steamhappy:
wirefr4me 21 Feb, 2017 @ 1:54am 
THIS is the pinnacle of the human race.
saul goodman gaming 21 Feb, 2017 @ 1:33am 
what.
Saxfown 21 Feb, 2017 @ 1:32am 
sheograth is that you?