Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Carpet Diem
79 Comments
Jim 24 May, 2017 @ 5:13am 
amazing
NickFishingRod 3 Apr, 2017 @ 1:46pm 
JOKE stats:
+on kill: the enemy learn a lesson
+if you hit the butt: instakill
-you can use this only if you are a mother
Raccaine 9 Dec, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
It look like a french fry
Nayfff36 8 Aug, 2013 @ 6:14am 
Stats:
+Knockback on enemies (Same as the default airblast on a flamethrower)
+Puts out flames on players on your team
-No random critz
TrueVDele aka GreenMan 7 Jul, 2013 @ 12:18am 
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"Bob" the Space Cadet 4 Oct, 2012 @ 7:36pm 
Love the name :)
Fox with two guns 8 Sep, 2012 @ 6:43am 
brings back memories of when I was a kid...
Leon But Purple 15 Aug, 2012 @ 11:22am 
I prefer this over the decreaser. I mean, that one's fine, but this makes much more sense. (It just seems a little weird to strap a handle bar onto a clothes iron, you know?)
LowPolyPirate 14 Aug, 2012 @ 9:38am 
if valve takes these weapons they'll take the De-Creaser and probably just ignore this one. No offence but you make the De-Creaser so damn beautiful
then perish 13 Aug, 2012 @ 9:27am 
I prefer the De-creaser, but props to this one for such an amazing name.
BlackHurst 27 Jul, 2012 @ 11:19am 
yeah, decreaser rules!!! :P
mockingbird 26 Jul, 2012 @ 12:32pm 
lol wack those asses pyro xD
Blessed Papa 25 Jul, 2012 @ 6:03pm 
the De-Creaser is better.
flashpone 24 Jul, 2012 @ 11:36pm 
I like it, but I'm liking the De-Creaser a bit better.
Robert the Idiot 23 Jul, 2012 @ 10:06am 
good, but im liking the decreaser a lot better
Karkasmolen 22 Jul, 2012 @ 11:11am 
Actually I'm wondering how this would look as a one-handed weapon (using the frying pan's animations)
Innocent 20 Jul, 2012 @ 8:25pm 
lol
serious gamer 19 Jul, 2012 @ 2:15pm 
lol i got an exakt copy of that irl :D
RuckelJupp 19 Jul, 2012 @ 12:15am 
LOL
Bread 18 Jul, 2012 @ 10:41am 
Doesn't really fit the pyro
✰Baron BoB✰ 18 Jul, 2012 @ 8:54am 
Headshot XD
Добрый Парень 18 Jul, 2012 @ 8:17am 
Прикольно :D
ΞӽȾŔ̳̿ΞMΞ 18 Jul, 2012 @ 8:00am 
=) nice
greeny19 18 Jul, 2012 @ 7:30am 
that should be the weapon with pyro goggles :p

i dont know how itll work but it will :p
Jo keR 18 Jul, 2012 @ 7:29am 
Ха-ха! Винтааж :D
casper-man61rus 18 Jul, 2012 @ 6:29am 
просто не реальная круть)))
bdness 18 Jul, 2012 @ 5:43am 
Why 2 mele weapons?
Otherwise the whole set is good
Ledoke 18 Jul, 2012 @ 12:59am 
taper
The Sick Rose 17 Jul, 2012 @ 6:33pm 
@happitree It's supposed to be a Carpet Beater. These were used primarily before the vaccum became affordable, to clean your rugs. :)
Zaid 17 Jul, 2012 @ 5:59pm 
since the collection already has a melee weapon this could just just be a axe reskin but its still a good design.
Mrs. Stoned 17 Jul, 2012 @ 5:44pm 
:)
Djtvss 17 Jul, 2012 @ 5:26pm 
Good
hap0py 17 Jul, 2012 @ 4:12pm 
I don't get it what is this thing? I guess the others are household cleaning devices turned weapon but this just looks like a celtic knot to me.
Ramiraz 17 Jul, 2012 @ 2:32pm 
Awesome, Simply awesome
Tuoze 17 Jul, 2012 @ 1:51pm 
This is best one of these. Nice and simple.
Dr. Vakito 17 Jul, 2012 @ 1:01pm 
I Don't Think The Stats Should Be That Complicated.

I Think It Should Be A Reskin Of The Disciplinary Action.

Gotta Love That Weapon!
Ash 17 Jul, 2012 @ 12:54pm 
nice
DisposableGoon 17 Jul, 2012 @ 11:32am 
oh, and forgot to add:
10% chance to break on hit
DisposableGoon 17 Jul, 2012 @ 11:31am 
stat idea:
+25% running speed
+25% weapon switch speed
on hit: slows the enemy by 50% for 3 seconds.
-50% damage penalty
Orko  [author] 17 Jul, 2012 @ 11:11am 
@[Donut] Anticitizen Kane: I couldn't decide which melee to include so I put them both as optionals.
Paprika 17 Jul, 2012 @ 10:29am 
not sure why there are 2 melee weps in this set... still, +1 confirm
Livind' la vida loca 17 Jul, 2012 @ 8:33am 
puts out fire on teamates.
break on hitting a wall.

what i hope it will do
Paper 17 Jul, 2012 @ 7:33am 
nice Item
Niscaya 17 Jul, 2012 @ 7:02am 
stats=
on hit bleed for 16 seconds
breaks on hit comes back after 9 seconds
-20 damage
Skullmonkey 17 Jul, 2012 @ 5:21am 
props on the wordplay.
sushibar82🍣 17 Jul, 2012 @ 4:55am 
Cool weapon. Definitely something I want to try out. This and the whole Domestic Pyro set should be in-game. Keep up the good work.
Cranjis McBasketball 17 Jul, 2012 @ 4:53am 
Поддержи проект82
julio 17 Jul, 2012 @ 4:51am 
good job !
Sunless 17 Jul, 2012 @ 3:06am 
hmmm
Stats:

Does 50 bleeding damage over 20 seconds
Breaks on hit
can be reblenished by any ammo pack
cannot be replenished by dispenser
zip 17 Jul, 2012 @ 3:05am 
his is ok i guess but the rest are EPIC