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The Mysterious Times
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Friedrichsport 20 Aug, 2017 @ 2:47pm 
Fan O' War or Bat reskin?
Warpath-The-Laughing-Swordfish 28 Jun, 2017 @ 4:45am 
I think Breaking News would be a good name, seeing how you would bash someones head with the newspaper.
Bon24 13 May, 2017 @ 3:48am 
how about naming this TF times?
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Lil' Piper 19 May, 2014 @ 2:37pm 
i can make some meny jokes about this one lol such as "that just earned you another slap on the nose old boy " quote from gil alexander from bio shock 2 "bark like a dog and you dont get hit " quote from me
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less damage needed
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airborne 30 Apr, 2014 @ 2:53pm 
You know what you should call this?

The Bearer of Bad News.

-60% Less Damage
+8 Seconds of Crits upon making a kill
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keewee 29 Apr, 2014 @ 7:32pm 
I WANTED THIS SO BAD FOR SO LONG! VALVE ADD THIS OR ELSE
Big Papa Capitalism 27 Apr, 2014 @ 9:35am 
ADD it
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Raider Dave 22 Apr, 2014 @ 5:02pm 
2 thing. 1) its a good idea and texture but it would be pretty cool if you could partially see an ad for the missing director. 2) in response to Tomoe: i think as a negative effect in exchange for the attack reduction if you get wet by water, Mad milk, jarate, etc etc then the newspaper is destroyed
F1END8LOODED 19 Apr, 2014 @ 5:07pm 
make it 15-20 hits
Tamamo Battery Charger 12 Apr, 2014 @ 4:21pm 
Suggested Stats
+Mini Stuns on hit
-70% damage
-30% attack speed
-after 10 hits, paper is destroyed (regenerate each hit, long cooldown or locker is up to you)
▲ 26 Jan, 2014 @ 9:01am 
awesome
Chdata 1 May, 2013 @ 6:28pm 
Can we get a skin dl ;o
AUSTIN POWERS JUMPSCARE 17 Mar, 2013 @ 11:26am 
Imagine beating a Spy to death with this.
Turtle 16 Mar, 2013 @ 8:03pm 
maybe it should be called the teufort times idk but yeah it would fit with the press hat for scoot
TwinTwentyTwo 7 Mar, 2013 @ 5:46pm 
cool I had the same idea!
Baido 7 Mar, 2013 @ 11:15am 
this item will cool with press hat :)))
Zeem 6 Mar, 2013 @ 10:31am 
News flash! You're dead.
willvog 5 Mar, 2013 @ 12:56pm 
Seen this before. Unless maybe you're just re-submitting it.
Definitely keep 'Teufort Times' either on the paper itself or in the name of the item; it's perfect.
Aoi Blue 4 Mar, 2013 @ 6:52pm 
Cool idea.

Would be nice if alt-fire could throw it to confuse the hit oponent for a short period of time.
ДОН 4 Mar, 2013 @ 12:46am 
good
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SHAD0WK1LL3R 3 Mar, 2013 @ 12:15am 
ADD IT TO THE GAME!!!!! =)
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MrLazyPerson 2 Mar, 2013 @ 4:34am 
aha thats a pretty good idea actually
prollydie 1 Mar, 2013 @ 12:27pm 
Awesome
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Dr_cheese 27 Feb, 2013 @ 8:33pm 
cool
TheCheeseGamer 27 Feb, 2013 @ 5:24pm 
Yes.
TheBigBadWolf 27 Feb, 2013 @ 4:43am 
супер
10z22 26 Feb, 2013 @ 10:08pm 
"subscribe to the teufort times. For news that hits you and smacks you and whacks you and hits you again!"
Savage Source 26 Feb, 2013 @ 12:01pm 
I like nostalgic items like this, but we should change it's name: The Teufort News
The ZomGom 24 Feb, 2013 @ 11:59pm 
mAKE another skin... WITH A MUSIC SHEET! :D
A Sheepish Shepherd 24 Feb, 2013 @ 6:12pm 
Another suiting description: With this you can finally teach your enemey who's the Dogg and who's the Mann.
Cyteak 23 Feb, 2013 @ 7:09pm 
Not bad at all.
C/Spoons 23 Feb, 2013 @ 6:20pm 
it should be a all calss reskin, like the pan
Inspector☆Lag 23 Feb, 2013 @ 4:51pm 
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It should be like the fish when you get hit
Shalashaska 23 Feb, 2013 @ 8:15am 
BREAKING NEWS YOU WAS KILLED BY A NEWSPAPER
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Szary 23 Feb, 2013 @ 12:25am 
nice
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Maddocktor 22 Feb, 2013 @ 12:16pm 
i think it is a good idea i would swap it with my unarmed combat epic