@rubyismycat

Too many animals and not enough food is a very simple problem to solve

no anvil no pickaxe? boo

Some of these people haven't ever played DF, all the animals listed here are what you basically start with in Dwarf Fortress

@rubyismycat
definitely never play dwarf fortress

no ranged weapons cant hunt rethink please and way too many animals and not enough food by half

needs moar alcoholism.

Strike the earth!

embark!

This is factually incorrect.

Everyone knows the most dwarven thing is to embark carefully and have more beer than anything else.

description doesn't end with "strike the earth" 2/5 wouldn't dorf again

this is fucking great

@Ink Sounds like Dwarf Fortress to me

thank you modder for putting this up so quickly. good premise!

Make your own scenario, then. It's pretty easy.

Really want to be able to use this scenario with other mods but the starting items make it impossible. Before I can get any progress done the idiots are out of most food due to the inability to hunt right off the bat and the fact that the animals (of which there are too many) keep eating all the food, then the booze which also cannot be made more of till later (due to a mod) and the limited supplies are gone in around an in game week, leading to literally all my units being at extreme mental breaks and then killing eachother.

not bad, on my DF scenario everyone started as Industrious and Addicted to Alcohol (with knowledge of brewing of course!)

strike the earth

Feel free to make your own DF scenario -- I'm sure you can do better than what I've slapped together here!

If your going to set things to be dwarfy just for the sake of it they should all either have a double flame in mining and/or a high digging stat and/or crafting stat as well.

It seems your garunteed to have alchahol addiction with this mod. This should be in the description.

My kittenfort will be glorious.

HAHA 2 CAT, 2 CAT!

I only made this scenario because there wasn't a Dwarf Fortress one after a week on Steam. If you want to copy, modify, or change this scenario, go right ahead. I'm sure it'll be better than what I have here.

any plans on making a version that uses the medival times mod? I took a stab at it but I am not good at this kinda thing and I am sure you would want permission before having anyone upload an edited verson of your scenario.

Fixed.

Everyone needs to start off as an alcoholic, but I can dig it.

DWOOOOOOOOOOOOORVES !!

thx <3

2 cat!

This is precisely what I wanted. Sometimes I want to get back into DF, but having to relearn the interface bits, mods, and military management make that a tall order.

Breed the cats and then butcher them, you mean.

First things first.
Butcher the cats.
Mmmmmm....cats....

#best u start with cats

@self
...awww - the dissapointment. :)

@spectre Incarnate
rofl... I gotta try "Boatmurdered" :D

LMAO 2CAT!!1

Coincidentally, while playing vanilla, if you use scenario seed "dwarf fortress" you get a scenario called "Attempt with a District", with a tribe of 2 people, no mining ability, a single rhinocerous, and around 500 insect meat. I do wonder if it was intentional as a joke, for reasons only DF players may recognize. ;)

Strike the earth!