Why can't we have more cosmetics like this?

Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL
*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite

why didnt they add this D:?

So if it's a bowtie, that automatically makes it the exact same as another item? What about all the fedoras in the game?

Yeah, I wasnt trolling. This is the Dr. Whoa.

or you could just make dr. whoa for the demo

Oh look,trolling comment below. Yawn.

Oh, look. A Dr. Whoa reskin. Yawn.

scary

Need,now Valve.

All about the top hat

I like bowites. Bowties are cool.

yes

i want this

WOW. AWESOME!!!!