Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Tux A Do 30 Jan, 2021 @ 4:56am 
The fact that the weapon that were made along with this proves valve does not care about the weapons anymore
Odd Skunk 13 Jan, 2018 @ 9:30pm 
Soldier is standing on that man's privetal area... :risky_laugh:
Anomalous Joe 1 May, 2017 @ 12:22am 
The Redcoat joke is amazing. The weapons are great, too
FatherManDude 16 May, 2016 @ 9:16pm 
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[Reece] 19 Jan, 2015 @ 7:20am 
Haha! Awesome! All these items! >w<
clonazepam 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:58am 
Nice Job
Eder El Pony Cool 17 Sep, 2014 @ 6:04pm 
LET'S CELEBRATED 4 OF JULY, BY WEARING GEORGE WASHINTON'S SET UP.
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tigerspider 14 Jun, 2014 @ 7:21am 
Dat picture though :D
Officially Greg 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:57am 
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Wayne 9 Feb, 2014 @ 10:05am 
this is epic and should be added immediately
(nice thumbnail pic)
Sunbae 6 Feb, 2014 @ 12:49am 
I President Washington recommend the Second Amendment to be added :3
JackSHackS.exe 25 Jan, 2014 @ 9:40am 
dude could you make mod for weapons i want to play with them
phong 20 Jan, 2014 @ 8:52am 
Looks epically awesome, maybe the name needs to be slightly changed?
Chadmer The S'wit 14 Dec, 2013 @ 10:11am 
If someone made this into a mod that's compatiable with the strange variant i will find them and give them a hug.
shr1mp 23 Nov, 2013 @ 1:00pm 
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tesous lemouc 9 Nov, 2013 @ 3:32pm 
Cool Napoleon reference X)

Valve need to add this!
GeneralPanther 26 Oct, 2013 @ 5:44pm 
i love to get the second amendment too
Melon_Man_Dan 9 Oct, 2013 @ 6:21pm 
COME ON VALVE STOP ADDING HATS ADD WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duchess Minty 13 Sep, 2013 @ 10:33pm 
I wish they would have added the weapons :/
MACHO 25 Jul, 2013 @ 12:42pm 
i agree with thomas jefferson :-)
PaladinWat † 10 Jul, 2013 @ 4:27pm 
You got it in the game!
Kekzkrieg 9 Jul, 2013 @ 8:42pm 
I would pay for this whole set! Great idea and a favorite for every Freedom loving, Gun-touting American.
TrueVDele aka GreenMan 4 Jul, 2013 @ 3:43am 
Very nice).Thanks authors.VALVE PLEASE ADD THIS TO TF2.
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NYC Guido Guy 15 Jun, 2013 @ 12:01pm 
The Second Amendment:

-25% damage to buildings
+25% damage to players\
+5% crit chance

United States Constituition:

-75% damage
On hit: target is marked for death
On miss: user is marked for death
+25% speed when sctive

Amazing idea! Could use a rocket launcher though, still another great project
dem 24 May, 2013 @ 6:55am 
Waiting for that 4th of July update, Valve...
Hidan 18 May, 2013 @ 7:25pm 
blbl
½ The Toasty Flavor 9 May, 2013 @ 8:47pm 
This set proves injustice, that it is not in the game.
amish.gunslinger 29 Apr, 2013 @ 6:58pm 
America! We kill you in your sleep on christmas night. :D
playless joycel 25 Apr, 2013 @ 9:21am 
You know what this needs?
Minus one Misc item
Plus one Rocket Launcher based on an old time cannon like... http://www.jaunted.com/files/16133/Old_Cannon.jpg
RevRighteous 17 Apr, 2013 @ 1:43pm 
This is absolutely great; fits the soldier's personality too! I'd love a to see the set complete with a appropriate rocket launcher. Perhaps a cannon? "Washington, Washington: six-foot-twenty using cannons as guns."
MidnightChord™ 16 Apr, 2013 @ 4:30am 
Would ther be any possibillity to get a mod download link? A friend of mine and I are hexing TF2 items into gmod and we really want to hex this into gmod, you will be given full creditz for th emodel and such, hope you will cooperate with us, heres the link to our group (http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/gid/103582791434183372) for anymore questions contact the two admins of the group, love to hear from ya:3
Nyasarin 12 Apr, 2013 @ 10:14pm 
This would be cool on garry's mod too
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H2oToxic 10 Apr, 2013 @ 8:11pm 
these are amazing wepaons ADD IT VALVE
Vauun 30 Mar, 2013 @ 10:36am 
LOL, A small piece of amusing history! ADD IT PLEASE VALVE! :D
DarthT15 22 Mar, 2013 @ 1:48pm 
AMERICA!!
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Fuck ya add this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yunjinfan 23 Feb, 2013 @ 5:00pm 
This should totally be added!!!
TheGreenman 22 Feb, 2013 @ 8:23pm 
Get this loadout back on the front page!
ALL SONS OF OLD GODS...DIE!! 22 Jan, 2013 @ 9:11pm 
I'd still love to see this added.
Ian 22 Jan, 2013 @ 3:52pm 
I think if you stick to what this guy says:
"Oz | R-Dash 5000 Jan 14, 2013 @ 11:38pm
The Constitution
+ Wearer takes 25% Less Damage while weapon is active. (Not Including Critical or Fire Damage)
- Wearer Takes 30% More Fire Damage
- Weapon does 70% Less Damage

The Amendments
+ On Kill: User is cured of Fire, Bleeding and Stupid Recoat Bickering.
+ 60% More Accurate
- 75% Smaller Clip Size
- 40% Longer loading speed
- Wearer moves 15% Slower

These two weapons stats are just spitballs, but the idea is since the Constitution has the user take in more fire damage by default, the Amendment can help put out fire of the user. And since the Amendment is slower to reload, and has the user move slower, the Constitution can block 25% damage oncoming to the Soldier. This makes the Soldier capable of lasting in a battle much more longer.
I'm just spitballing, Critisize if you wish."

And change the "United States Contitution" to just "The Contitution" your golden :D
RD5000 14 Jan, 2013 @ 10:38pm 
The Constitution
+ Wearer takes 25% Less Damage while weapon is active. (Not Including Critical or Fire Damage)
- Wearer Takes 30% More Fire Damage
- Weapon does 70% Less Damage

The Amendments
+ On Kill: User is cured of Fire, Bleeding and Stupid Recoat Bickering.
+ 60% More Accurate
- 75% Smaller Clip Size
- 40% Longer loading speed
- Wearer moves 15% Slower

These two weapons stats are just spitballs, but the idea is since the Constitution has the user take in more fire damage by default, the Amendment can help put out fire of the user. And since the Amendment is slower to reload, and has the user move slower, the Constitution can block 25% damage oncoming to the Soldier. This makes the Soldier capable of lasting in a battle much more longer.
I'm just spitballing, Critisize if you wish.
The Fubu Labubu 8 Jan, 2013 @ 5:37pm 
If this set doesn't get added on July 4th I will....do something bad!