why hasnt anyone tried to make the shoelace

While I loooove the idea of soldier shorts and this is, like, the only/first ever attempt to show off his stems in the flesh ... those are some mighty thick stems. The fat piano legs look great and hilarious on Heavy, but, from his existing in-pants profile, Solly's legs are clearly more of the chicken variety.

Skinny legs could be just as amusing as chubby calves, if not moreso, since they would further highlight the contrast to his overall "macho" persona. It would be great to see them looking more spindly with "cute" little bulbous calf lumps and knobby knees.

That being said, your efforts are much appreciated and, really, I just want some fuċking soldier shorts, so +1 :)