Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Almost Chocolate
68 Comments
Jouppi 17 Jul, 2021 @ 4:31am 
When drunk: Regen health slowly until you take damage
gogomen101 29 Sep, 2016 @ 8:24am 
wow
Its so cool
:steamhappy:
Glugenash 9 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm 
When drunken: Gives Scout a +10% speed boost to current speed and heals 1-5 health per second.
Silverwind 19 Jul, 2016 @ 1:54pm 
Scout: Chucklehead (Chocolate)
rat from the year 2011 28 Oct, 2015 @ 7:25am 
"its almost pizza"
Don't Touch That Pootis Bird 31 Jan, 2014 @ 2:09pm 
WHY DEOSN'T ANYBODY MAKE SCOUT'S PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Fall Guy 1821 13 Jul, 2012 @ 3:49am 
Looks awesome
Coolgame8013 22 Jun, 2012 @ 2:25am 
Makes me want some Hot Coca Right about now Good job
El Chunko Supreme 8 May, 2012 @ 2:37am 
no reskined crit a cola or bonk
tony 6 May, 2012 @ 9:13am 
Scout drinks this drink... Effects last for 10 seconds
+10% sugar-high move speed
Allows a triple jump
-15% reload speed
2 Percent 6 May, 2012 @ 6:21am 
@Legi, lol i hope so. We need an update!
2 Percent 6 May, 2012 @ 6:19am 
Throws it like jarate, on hit vision obscured for 5 seconds, does burn damage for 5 seconds
Mommy 4 May, 2012 @ 7:20pm 
no freeze? would make sense but not enough of weps do freeze
SneakiActual 4 May, 2012 @ 12:48pm 
Thank ya. I can't think of much effects if drunken. Maybe health regen and boost like +50 health and healing or something.
Mommy 4 May, 2012 @ 4:39am 
nice idea Ashnik!
SneakiActual 3 May, 2012 @ 10:11pm 
If thrown, it could have the bleed effect in a way. Causing burn damage for so many seconds.
Mommy 3 May, 2012 @ 5:23pm 
@[WW!] ThousandDemons The Epic I agree but i also love the ability to not be frozen by freezing items
Purp 3 May, 2012 @ 6:31am 
lvl x radioactive diarea
SidtheSloth68 1 May, 2012 @ 5:56pm 
+Crits for 10secs
+Cannot be backstabbed by a Spycicle
-Slower reload
Basque Icelandic Pigeon 1 May, 2012 @ 5:02pm 
+ 100% critical hit chance for 10 seconds
- 50% slower moving speed for 10 seconds
Mekso 1 May, 2012 @ 12:53pm 
@TheVampireKing1 - Dude, that is way too overpowered.
IMHO:
+100% Health is fine.
-20% Damage for 5 seconds *
-20% Speed for 5 seconds *
60 second reload is fine.

(This would make you go hide somewhere, drink your almost Cocoa, hide for a couple seconds, and then run out and fight again.)
SkyWulf 12 Mar, 2012 @ 10:07pm 
Almost Chocolate!
Counters the effects of damage over time effects!
Pisses off doctors!
Gives you vivid hallucinations!
Grows chest hair!*

*Does not actually grow chest hair.
n o 11 Mar, 2012 @ 8:41am 
I LOVE IT
76561198054177497 14 Feb, 2012 @ 4:03pm 
Bonk! Almost Chocolate
Level 100 Not chocolate substance
+100% health
Guaranteed crits for next 20 seconds
60 second reload
(I like the Bonk! company. Don't we all?)
snkyy 13 Feb, 2012 @ 5:47am 
nice
[Pinch] Legacy 28 Jan, 2012 @ 11:37pm 
On Hit:
-Target is blinded by hot chocolate in eyes for 5 seconds!
Mski 21 Jan, 2012 @ 1:44pm 
Just Nice
Tinbe 8 Jan, 2012 @ 12:41pm 
1% chocolate, 99% radioactive liquid. :'D
systemrider 2 Jan, 2012 @ 11:52pm 
haha nice concept and name!
Abujuj 1 Jan, 2012 @ 9:22pm 
Nice
caleb caleb caleb 29 Dec, 2011 @ 3:21pm 
Scout:Wait Wait Wait What Do You Mean Almost?
CJejuni 14 Dec, 2011 @ 4:56am 
Nice
Arfiro 11 Dec, 2011 @ 6:20am 
хе
honey badger 5 Dec, 2011 @ 9:46pm 
cute, it's very 1950s like "quick" and all that.
Fandango 5 Dec, 2011 @ 7:01pm 
Hot Dalokohs?
Spanospy 5 Dec, 2011 @ 3:00am 
+30% faster when active or something like that.
Meltoras12 4 Dec, 2011 @ 11:29pm 
It probably is a chocolate flavored drink, like Yoo-Hoo
Cute-n-Deadly 4 Dec, 2011 @ 5:37pm 
Almost chocolate? So whats the rest of it? Bonk?
Mak 4 Dec, 2011 @ 2:18pm 
Chocolet like product....feels like the eastern bloc all over again.
legi 4 Dec, 2011 @ 1:49pm 
the canadian update=)
G14 4 Dec, 2011 @ 11:31am 
not bad the set
Kinth the Gamer 3 Dec, 2011 @ 7:09pm 
cool
Воздушный Фраер 3 Dec, 2011 @ 5:40am 
epic i think. this should be added to game
HeyWhatDoin 30 Nov, 2011 @ 4:08pm 
lol
call me daddy 29 Nov, 2011 @ 1:28pm 
ingredients: bonk milk and a smell of jarate
HANDSOME BOOB 27 Nov, 2011 @ 4:12pm 
Epic idea!
Diana Stevenson 27 Nov, 2011 @ 2:09pm 
Perfect for the holidays!!!! or a game promo???
Oblivion Bird 27 Nov, 2011 @ 1:43pm 
I like Hockey, and now Scout can too. This has to be added as scout's next set
Electropolitan 27 Nov, 2011 @ 1:09pm 
the set looks nice