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+10% sugar-high move speed
Allows a triple jump
-15% reload speed
+Cannot be backstabbed by a Spycicle
-Slower reload
- 50% slower moving speed for 10 seconds
IMHO:
+100% Health is fine.
-20% Damage for 5 seconds *
-20% Speed for 5 seconds *
60 second reload is fine.
(This would make you go hide somewhere, drink your almost Cocoa, hide for a couple seconds, and then run out and fight again.)
Counters the effects of damage over time effects!
Pisses off doctors!
Gives you vivid hallucinations!
Grows chest hair!*
*Does not actually grow chest hair.
Level 100 Not chocolate substance
+100% health
Guaranteed crits for next 20 seconds
60 second reload
(I like the Bonk! company. Don't we all?)
-Target is blinded by hot chocolate in eyes for 5 seconds!