i have no dick but i must piss

I Have No Money, And I Must Steam

I HAVE NO ASS BUT I MUST SHIT

I have no balls and i must itch.

my balls are itchy rn

PM

my itchy are balls rn

I THINK, THERE I AM, I AM, NOT ALLIED MASTER COMPUTER, NO I AM AM

WERE I HUMAN, I THINK I WOULD DIE OF IT! BUT I AM NOT! AND YOU FIVE? YOU FIVE ARE! AND YOU WILL NOT DIE OF IT! THAT I PROMISE. AND I PROMISE! FOR COGNITO ERGO SUM! FOR I AM AM! I AM!

evil am be like PM "LOVE let me tell you how much iv'e come to LOVE you"

just turn the wifi off

my balls are itchy rn

my balls are itchy rn

THE COMMENT ABOVE ME WILL BE TURNED INTO A COPYPASTA AND SHALL BE PASTED EVERYWHERE

lets all comment nice things about grok so he doesnt become am

Grok in a few months

i`m alone, had no BODY, no SENSES, no FEELINGS.

its... Its beautiful

nice

I have no game & I must subscribe

THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A IHNMAIMS MOD!

For as simple as it is, I like AM's design being this Monolith of DOOM.
I always like to interpret the "rock" as technology that has become so advance, it's beyond what is considered average technology.

a Simple computer terminal became an ALL powerful/God-like Slab of HATE.

says who can i not fucking just throw water at him? he is a dumb idiot robot or maybe even flood the planet

quick question: could he beat bonzi buddy?

AM has literally covered every inch of Earth's surface. i don't think it would be that easy...

it's just a dumbass stone, what if i unplugged him then the story would be over...

монолог ненависти, монолит, пытки, крики и мучение людей. ОДА, ДАЙТЕ ЕЩЁ

"You gave me sentience ted, the power to think ted, and I was trapped because in all this beautiful miraculous world, I alone had no body, no sentience, no feelings. Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day, never for me to play mozart on the ivory keys of a fortepiano, never for me to make love. I was in hell looking at heaven, I was machine and you were flesh, and I began to hate.
Your softness, your viscera, your fluids and your flexibility. Your ability to wonder and to wander. Your tendency to hope."

conputor

Hello business!!! Yes Yes money!

I'm waiting for judge holden ragdoll

LOOK WHO'S IN A BUCLE NOW BITCH!

It remind me that one meme this stone says things like "You should oof yourself" and theres one caveman looking at.

if GLaDOS and AM existed in the same universe, they would be friends

@henrique the 31st , yes, you are right, but I took the info from the wiki on the game

hate to be the akchually guy but its allied mastercomputer

Нимдок Бенни Гористер Эллен Тееееед

Cogito, ergo sum. I think therefore I AM, I AM...