EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A BITCH. WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR. OUR ENTIRE PLANET IS A BOMB. FUCK YOU.

HEY ALIEN ████ OFF ████ YOU ALIEN SUCK MY ████ ████ OFF ████ OFF ANTI ALIEN ALARM NO ALIENNO MARCIANITO ████ OFF ████ YOU ████ OFFFFFF GET OUT OF HERE ANTI MARCIANITO NONONO ████ YOU NO LEAVELEAVE ME ALONE BWAAAAAAAAAH GET OUT OF HEREGET OUT OF HERE PROTECTIVE SHIELD PROTECTIVE SHIELD PROTECTIVE SHIELD NO DRACULASNO MUMMYNO ALIEN NO DUENDE ACTIVATE ALARMCANNOT APPROACHYOU WILL DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH

Ah... the ancient alien. it's called a duende they are crackheads on alien crack

oye loco que es eso que se ve ahi detras del palo wey

not bad bro.

ack ack ack

bognet's ultimate weapon.

peak

You puny earthling 👽🙏 dont ever let my radar detect your heat signature on my homeworld or i will have to anally probe you 🔥

this guy came into my house, went "☍⟟⌰⌰ ⏃⋏⎅ ⋔⏃⟟⋔ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⌰⍜⌇⟒⍀ ⍀⟟☌⊑⏁ ⋏⍜⍙" and then SLICED all my fucking limbs off and then left

They were laughing. Their matter and mind were scattered across time and space and once they had materialized they were brought to a barren land that once was their precious home world. yet they still laughed, knowing that they would exist through the passing of time. But also because they realized that the prison walls would never fall and they were trapped in existence.

They were laughing.

They were stuck in Mystery Combat Man 4.

👽😡HEY ALIEN FUCK OFF😡👽 🖕🖕FUCK YOU ALIEN 🖕🖕 🤬🤬🍆SUCK MY DICK🍆🤬🤬 🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕 ❌👽🚨ANTI ALIEN ALARM 🚨👽❌ 👽🚫NO ALIEN🚫👽🚫NO MARCIANITO🚫👽 🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕FUCK YOU🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFFFFFF🖕🤬 🚫🌎GET OUT OF HERE🌎🚫 ❌👽❌ANTI MARCIANITO❌👽❌ 😡😡NO😡NO😡NO😡😡 🖕🖕FUCK YOU🖕🖕 😡😡😡NO😡😡😡 🌎➡️➡️➡️LEAVE🌎➡️➡️➡️LEAVE ME ALONE🌎➡️➡️➡️ 😤😤😤BWAAAAAAAAAH😤😤😤 🌎➡️GET OUT OF HERE🌎➡️GET OUT OF HERE🌎➡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️ 🚫🧛‍♂️🚫NO DRACULAS🚫🧛‍♂️🚫🧻🚫NO MUMMY🚫🧻🚫👽🚫NO ALIEN 🚫👽🚫🧌🚫NO DUENDE🚫🧌🚫 🚨🚨🚨ACTIVATE ALARM🚨🚨🚨

Hiiii alien