HOI4 players are so sane

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Fuck politics lets smoke evil nazi meth

Hitler was an socialist, as in "national socialism" only providing for his people.

everyone in this comment is fucking mentally stunted

y'all really restarted this argument lol

@meatball sub sandwich And North Korea is a democracy because it's called People's Democratic Republic of Korea

nazism was literally called national socialism are you lobotomized lmao

Retards thinking hitler was socialist is wild ngl, it's a shame that our education system failed to teach them the truth.

Rommel was a nazi but at the same time he was not... it is complicated.

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Old one’s red 'cause it’s just embarrassed to exist. Lmao. New one wins

@Crazy_Adventures Thank you, Captain Obvious. Your work here is done

For those wondering what the difference is, the vanilla HOI4 portrait of Hitler has more red, and the new one "flattens" his face a bit more.

Rommel was like Himmler, but for the wehrmacht, this is proven fact

@Bananamauk he was a staunch nazi

Rommel was never a nazi

@LynnWaffle Stay on reddit bro, your coping skills are below zero

Lynn we are hoi4 players of course we're nazis

approved by me

you idiots hitler was a market liberal

I swear to god it's actually AI slop, their art peaked during No Step Back and BftB.

I like how he shifts his eyes

Hitler was a meth addict

hitler was actually a anarcho-monarchist-communist

nah bro, y'all are actually serious about this😭🙏

@Erwin Rommel you are literally glorifying a NAZI with your profile. Like, one of the most well-known nazi generals, maybe ever. You cannot say a THING on this. Also, abolition of classes is not the same as unifying them. And like the other guy on page 2 (at the time of writing) said, who is much more well versed in this than me, none of Hitler's policies were socialist/communist/etc.

@Generalissimo Hopfenkuchen Exactly what book are we picking up that claims Hitler was a socialist? Literally name one. Books by other nazis/alt right/far right individuals do not count as they cozy up to him. Has to be a book made by a historian, political scientist, etc. Hitler was not a socialist, he was a fascist. Also just say his damn name, it's not even censored on TikTok the algo just doesn't boost it because people don't talk about it because they THINK it's censored.

Hitler was neither anti-property nor a believe in class struggle, his social goal was to unite the classes in a sense that they would complement each other, as opposed to being adversaries, like in actual leftist/communist thought.

y'all know nothing, hitler was clearly a salafist islamist member of isis

Hitler was actually the ultimate monarcho-communist—not only did some ex-commies join the SA and SS, but so did aristocrats! And if history has taught us anything, it’s that nothing screams “working-class revolution” quite like Prince August Wilhelm of Prussia marching around in an SS uniform. Or how about Prince Josias of Waldeck-Pyrmont, an actual SS-Obergruppenführer? Pure monarchy-Bolshevism at work, clearly. Lol.

he was actually a stalinist guys

hitlwer was acutuly an theocratic-anarchist

Why are there socialists in the comment section trying to argue that the failed Austrian painter wasn't a socialist? Pick up a book or something, ffs. Even former communists joined the SA and SS after having been converted to his version of it.

always make sure guys do not engage in online political conversations and always look at scholarly research

Sehr gut.

bros entire life was spent getting ready for the hoi mod comment essay

y'all really managed to start a serious argument here😭🙏

whitewashing hitler is crazy work

gut gut

HE'S NOT MEXICAN ANYMORE!

@SherifAden
4. “National Socialism” = PR Stunt
Socialism is about equality, not privileges for a “chosen nation.” Nazis kept private property (Krupp, Siemens), gave tax breaks to the rich, and used social programs (e.g., KdF, mother subsidies) for eugenics and loyalty, not equality. Women were pushed into traditional roles (Kinder, Küche, Kirche). Tax breaks for the rich stayed and “social policies” excluded Jews, gypsies and disabled people.

5. What Historians Say
Adam Tooze’s The Wages of Destruction shows the Nazi economy was capitalist with authoritarian steering. Companies like IG Farben thrived on state contracts; workers had no "rights".

Conclusion: Calling Nazis “socialists” is like calling North Korea a democratic republic because it’s in the name.

@SherifAden "socialism" without class struggle isnt socialism lol. "uniting the classes" is the last thing socialism wants

@SherifAden Let’s clarify:

1. Corporatism ≠ Socialism
Nazis crushed unions to enforce party control, not worker rights. Corporatism (state + big biz) is fascist, not socialist. Socialism abolishes private property; Nazis kept it intact.

2. No Equality, Even for “Aryans”
Nazis enforced racial hierarchies, even among Germans. Racial theorists like Hans Günther ranked “Nordic Aryans” as superior. The SS was designed as a new aristocracy—far from socialism’s class equality.

3. Mao Comparison Fails
Mao fought other socialists but stayed communist. Hitler was an anti-communist exterminationist. Nazism = racial supremacy; socialism = class struggle.

@Doomsday1124 Ah yes, because nothing screams 'beneficial' like restoring Germany’s borders, making it a superpower, and cozying up to it. Who needs that when you can have a shiny new world war, lose your empire, watch the USSR rise, hand over Eastern Europe to the Soviets, and let leftist discourse reign supreme? Truly, the British solution to the Question of Wolves at its finest. LMAO.

Background from Civilization 5 :o

@moostache In the case of: Is Hitler a Socialist or not? It would at best be a Wolf Disguised as a different Wolf and frankly i prefer the British solution to the Question of Wolves

@SherifAden Small world, see you next Castaway sesh

He is mogger in Gotterdammrung

could you do this for himmler, goebbels and goering, because the german version of the game censored their faces

@.kiwi a wolf can disguise himself as a sheep