Let’s paint a picture. You are grocery shopping at your local Tesco when an eighty-five year old loon lobs a grenade at your shopping trolley and explodes your groceries, runs out of the store, escapes via the tube station across the street, takes the Victoria line to London St. Pancras railway station, and boards the 7:55 am Eurostar service to Paris-Nord in France where he belongs. Hundreds of dollars of goods are now burning in front of you. Is this image familiar to you? Of course it is. Many people often suffer from the same experience, and it is because they have made a fatal mistake in their shopping routine. Do you see it? The answer is obvious. Your shopping trolley is an unarmored target with no method of defending itself, which is an invitation for disaster. Today, we will show you how to modify your shopping trolley to successfully shop at a Tesco express in the dangerous area that is south London at 3AM.

could also be a job cart replace the windows with armor panels.. or drop some dead engineers in the bucket.. and have a good old Plague .. Bring out your dead

funniest thing ive ever seen esp with all of those cosmic coffees made with martian cofee beans

yes.. YES

finally a weapon to surpass papa johns

@wyvern: as fast as a Peel p50
@Feedback: probablement bon pour un derby! Merci :)

how fast does this go for 0 to 60?

Inutile donc indispensable, Good Job

yup, thanks google x)

yep XD a Movie with a Big Red Dog

Thank you :)
@Massacror: I guess I missed an opportunity to put tons of weapons instead of coffee cans.
@Quill: free ARS for all
@Dredged-up Dregs: I go buy a banana for measurement and I'll do the calculation
@Federation Cosmic-Bolt: a movie with a big dog?

lmao

XD because of one specific movie im literally thinking of something else entierly... here is your only hint to what im thinking that this "Cart" reminds me of: 'Tummy-Yummies'

how much wonder-bread can it hold?

lol

The true test is returning the Nuclear Powered Shopping Cart

Time to go wallmart

Looks Fun!

^^