i can FEEL the hitscan

Blue keycard is in the map. Follow the arrows you see outside of the Duke Burger building.

Wheres the blue card??? I had to cheat.

Yep.

so you basically made a duke 3d slaughtermap

I still enjoyed the map, though. It shows it's completely beatable without cheats, so it's not that difficult except for the last part of the map (if it weren't for those mini battlelords, it would have been a lot easier to survive, even though I had 200 health, 100 armor and 100% medkit).

I've replayed this map 1-2 weeks ago and unfortunately this time I died 5 times, even though I played much better than I did before, at least until the last room. All 5 deaths came from the room seen in last screenshot, thanks to those fucking Mini Battlelords and pig cops. Then I realized I could get into the small room in the right and kill them from here. I was so disappointed I realized this too late and so I didn't beat this map without dying this time, oh well. :P

okay

Ok, I'll add you. I don't play much anymore nowadays, though. I've been kind of busy lately.

Also would like to add you as a friend so we could play some porkchop sandwiches

I just also love the bit where you replaced the grand reopening next week signs with duke,s ass that is just freaking halarious

No problem man

Thanks! Glad you like it. Yeah, it's a pretty crazy map, but that was my intention with it. I don't think I could go any crazier with it. It lags enough at times as it is. LOL!

And so many fucking shotguns on the road that would be funny in real life finding a bunch of shot guns on the road

That is just fucking crazy dude i love your map that is just so freaking awesome there is no way i couldve done this legitmately wouldve been impossible

I have to say that is one awesome map so many pigcops this will supply enough for alot of porkchop sandwiches

Awesome work! loved this map

Dude I see this map 2 ways either your a fucking genuis or your just fucking crazy for pigs with shotguns!

shotguuuns!!!!!!

Well honestly, I've been a little burned out on the game lately anyway. At least you already know it works.

Well, it can be completed now in single player if a person really wants to do it. I finished it myself. Like I said, it's best for co-op so you have assistance in taking out the enemies quicker.

Man, this is much too difficult for me. And long. Sorry. I couldn't finish the thing in SP.

Thanks, man. I knew it was going to be a seemingly random number :P

It's in a folder called "279721732". It's in "Duke Nukem 3D/gameroot/workshop/maps".

Quick question... how would I go about deleting the old map so I can download this new version? I know it's in a folder somewhere but I'm not sure what it will be called in that folder.

I just updated the map again with a little more ammo after playing through it in God Mode. I put some where I thought it would be convenient. It should certainly be possible to complete it in single player now.

Alright, man. I'll give it a whirl and see what I can do.

Ok, I added more weapons, ammo, and health! I haven't tried to finish it in single player, but I'm sure you'll stand a better chance now. You can now play the map in Dukematch, too, but that hasn't been tested either. I don't think there will be any problems, though.

Well I'd say either remove it or adjust the weapons further so it's actually doable in single player without cheats. That's just my two cents. OR... make more crazy maps like this instead so you can have the excuse of being too busy to mess with it for now :P

I could remove it, but some people might complain that I removed it as well. I think I had it set for co-op only to begin with, but someone asked me to also set it for single player so they could play it. I might remove it later on if more people want it gone.

I just beat it with a friend in co op and it looks pretty much impossible to do in single player. Is there a way to take that option off? Or does it NEED to be labeled single player also? I just wonder since... it really can't seem to be done without cheats.

This map is intended for co-op. I didn't try to make it work well for single player.

Honestly, I took my time with it trying to clear them out like the coward I am. But even still, when I rounded the corner with the tanks and most of the flying pigs, I had a huge amount of unavoidable lag. Nothing I could do. I eventually managed to get it lowered by focussing on the ships. This is just insane. I was running out of ammo at that point even. I was down to just pipebombs and scavenging any shotgun shells I could from the dead.

You really don't have to crouch. I never do. But yeah, it is tricky. People use that trick a lot during Dukematches, too. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

@NUKEMDAVE It took me like 2 and a half hours to figure it out, it was tricky. I didnt realize I had to crouch too. It was a super fun map though i liked it alot.

There are arrows pointing to where it is. You have to jump through the opening of the secret area that's above the drive-thru window. It's kind of hard, but after you do it once, it gets easier. Watch the gameplay video above if you need help.

where is the blue keycard im stuck and have been looking for hours lol

good

Just finished at 113 minutes. This gives me that "exhausted-but-satiated" sensation after beating a user made Doom level. Took me a few attempts to completely clear the outside of the restaurant in one go. Once inside though, I had to save after clearing each room. This map is actually good practice for controlled firing of the RPG and Devastator, and for throwing pipebombs in the middle of an intense fight.

Definitely want to coop this and laugh at coop buddy response at the sheer number of enemies.

It's a bit repetitive imo. It's fun blowing up loads of enemies at once tho.

>Be me
>young adventurer
>start Porkchop Sandwiches
>not enough danger
>restart
>begin bunnyhopping through level
>no bullets
>all balls
>get halfway across map
>4 fps
>get stuck behind pigs
>begin mashing buttons
>kick once
>die
>game freezes
>laugh ass off
>mfw
>http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/217/9/b/that_makes_me_moist_____by_rammoholic-d6gsl30.jpg
>11/10 would crash again

Reminded me of this.
http://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8?t=10s

and now try it without using the god mode or what so ever cheat u use ,

I've already said this above in the description, but I'll say it again to make sure everyone knows. You have to take your time and not alert too many enemies at once or you'll experience severe lag. Kill off a portion of enemies before you move on to kill another portion. Also, I've been told that the map can go out-of-sync in the animal shelter area in Coop. If this happens, try eliminating as many shotgun sprites and dead enemy sprites as you can before you get to that point. That seems to solve it.

What a mess.... Hail to the King Baby !!

No better map to get a double bacon cheese burger deluxe!

Pork Rinds

I love the smell of a beacon in the mornin'

anyway ... don't ask the author if there's enrough of shells for shotgun

Plenty of Makin Bacon.....

There are definitely enough shotguns left behind by the Pig Cops, no doubt.