should be called the cheddar header or smthn like that

à quoi ça servait

Maître Corbeau, sur un arbre perché,
Tenait en son bec un fromage.
Maître Renard, par l’odeur alléché,
Lui tint à peu près ce langage :
«Hé ! bonjour, Monsieur du Corbeau.
Que vous êtes joli ! que vous me semblez beau !
Sans mentir, si votre ramage
Se rapporte à votre plumage,
Vous êtes le Phénix des hôtes de ces bois.»
A ces mots le Corbeau ne se sent pas de joie ;
Et pour montrer sa belle voix,
Il ouvre un large bec, laisse tomber sa proie.
Le Renard s’en saisit, et dit : «Mon bon Monsieur,
Apprenez que tout flatteur
Vit aux dépens de celui qui l’écoute :
Cette leçon vaut bien un fromage, sans doute.»
Le Corbeau, honteux et confus,
Jura, mais un peu tard, qu’on ne l’y prendrait plus.

a bland what if x on head all class hat

Growth is good. :) Cheese grenades would be funny too. Thanks for the nice comment.

Scratch my comment shitting on TF2 workshop, I have ascended to a different plane of knowledge, one where I can critique items instead of getting salty about a wacky hat.

I probably would've gone for grenades, like with most food-themed items I see, but hey! This was made for April Fools, so I can't get too mad about something presumably made as a joke.

mozzarella

The whole french cheese could have used much better for a shirt or maybe a usual effect with stink marks

dang you're right that ones a lot better cheddar

Lol gottem

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1472

I like this hat. how can I get it?

OMG FUNNE THING ON CLASS HEAD!!!!!1!!11!!!! I WANT TO SPEND A GORILLION KEYS ON THIS!!!!!1!!!!

wow look at the funny thing on the head hahahahaha

who gets mad over cheese? don't be so lactose intolerant

no man it's cheese

Shit

Bottom of human creativity.

GO PACK GO
but in all seriousness, I think the rest of the comments have a good point. While I personally love the reference as a Wisconsinite, I would see this hat as being too ridiculous and way too big to be in game.
However, this does make me wish promotional items were still a recurring thing in Team Fortress 2, because an NFL promotional update with this and other NFL themed sports attire would be a great add for the game. Otherwise, I would have to say hard no.

@Illumina♥

>uploaded april 1st

chees

To be honest, idea is overused and boring. Literally, how does a cheese block on the Mercenary heads describe them and their personality?

One word

Cheese

WISCONSIN

Wisconsin bros rise up

Cheesy Spy

WIsconsin moment

Thanks, ass eater

yea another wacky cosmetic cuz we dont need an actuall good looking hats that matches theme of the game

average worms enjoyer

If this hat is accepted, i will be unboxing until either my bank account empties, or i get an unusual head cheese. S+ good work. B)

Not if you're a worms fan.

another random thing on a head

Look at all the non-worms fans.

Stop polluting the worskshop with bs like this, make something that people will actually wear

I can not really even compliment the modeling.

you know maybe zesty jesus had a point

Why the hell, why did you make this it looks bad and nobody would wear it

But where's the crackers, Gromit?

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

TF2 workshop carefully crafting the worst-looking hats you'll ever see.

God this is awful. A Wisconsin cheese hat is one of the last things I’d associate with mercenaries.

Hyperaware Workshop ""critics"": This cosmetic is the biggest load of hoo-ha, i've ever seen!

Hyperaware Workshop ""critics"": Why do you insist we want this stupid thing in the game?!

Me: Am I the only one who understands the complexity of this ambitious artistic masterpiece?!

Me: This cosmetic isn't stupid!

Me: You're Stupid!

Billy and Mandy Homage aside, these peeps think they can an ounce of control because clearly VALVe does not have the power to literally pick and choose cosmetics and pick older ones if workshop creators choose to not make silly hats for any reason.

They don't.

@A.R.E.S. Because it's not just an April Fool's joke hat. Valve has no quality assurance anymore so it's likely this gets in because nobody checks and then we all have to deal with even more wastes of code.

Don't understand why people are upset at this one when its an obvious April Fool's joke submission.

Honestly reminds me of another cheese wedge hat [fate.fandom.com] from an old diablo-like game I used to play...

PACKERS REPRESENT

it's literally just cheese, not even a hat

"wacky item on mercs head" item number forty billion.

Crap.

It's beautiful.