i can see this getting added in the sex update

when you feel my D

ngl but dying by the cum gun would be pretty funny imo

when you feel my meat

this is my kingdome cum

we're still made of seed.

no matter what we breed

It's the ...glue war paint.
Or the paste from Spelunky 2.
Right?
RIGHT?

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The team colored variant looks 100x better, and I suggest that you remove the grey variant.

cum coated cum coated

I don't think that's wax...

The Cum Stained

I can see Scouts matching their primary and bat with it for their Mad Milk loadout.

Cum Stained, the warpaint

if this gets added someone is gonna rename it to the Cum Gun