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Мама, ну как дела в краю бизонов и ковбоев?
Я слышал что пришли враги на нашу землю и хотят всех уничтожить поскорей...
Мама, здесь каждый город с детства мне знакомый
Эль-Пасо, Хьюстон, Арлингтон
теперь на лентах новостей,
Техас спасай своих детей!
Вставай, Техас! Вставай мой край родной!
Вставай, Техас! Прогоним деда вместе!
Вставай, Техас! Вирджинья-Мать с тобой!
Вставай, Техас! Ты станешь новым Брестом!
lovley mod tho im getting right now ^_^7 i need some dum asses to be cannon fodder for my BLU guys
Now, I can't take up my musket and fight them now no more. But I ain't gonna love them that is certain sure and I don't want no pardon for what I was and am! I won't be reconstructed and I don't care a damn.
Oh, I'm a good ol rebel, that's just what I am.
Oh, I'm a good ol rebel, that's just what I am.
the flag of Novorossiya was drawn incorrectly.
Basic painkillers.
It ain't going to be "Union marches on Dixie". It'll be IRS private army dominoes-order mall cops ruled by spoiled, sheltered upper-class ivory-tower snobs VS semi-competent George Pattons, advised by MacArthurs, all with an overdue grudge, and that's DISCOUNTING the shenanigans other nations would get up to, the literal microsecond this would happen. Oh yea - the Midwest also exists, and is sick of the current gestapo, so there's that!
Let's hope to whatever gods currently exist we can keep our crap together long enough so the utter cluster-chaos that would absolutely ensue isn't as terrible as it would be if this were to happen tomorrow.
Anyways, Ted talk aside, my compliments on the mod. Have a great rest of your day.