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Shiv-arous Shoehorn
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T60MKVI 27 Apr @ 7:50am 
funny looking yes pleas proly wont get added considering well it was posted in 2014:steamsad:
ShadowMan44 4 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29pm 
Can you make this a mod download?
Vanilla Gorilla 2 Mar, 2016 @ 9:56pm 
i remember these
JackDaw 15 Jul, 2014 @ 10:40am 
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The Banana King 3 Jun, 2014 @ 4:03pm 
This seems more like the kind of weapon the Fem Spy would use.
Flpstrike 18 Apr, 2014 @ 5:43pm 
That description makes me laungh heheheheh XD
[Esaxs]Dr. Morphio 1 Mar, 2014 @ 1:49pm 
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parks 1 Mar, 2014 @ 10:45am 
I am a zombie and I will malice you with a shoehorn!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPgRkHuNBw
Nick Osman 27 Feb, 2014 @ 11:38am 
LOL
✚Dr.Medic✚ 26 Feb, 2014 @ 2:54pm 
For the "Shoe" idea, you should get a small speed-boost for a few seconds after a backstab.
_tazp0 26 Feb, 2014 @ 10:37am 
:DD Really cool
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RazerChaser 23 Feb, 2014 @ 10:04pm 
funny but deadly:jarate:
Swankster 23 Feb, 2014 @ 3:07pm 
Looks like the Snipers Kukri will have some competition on which knife is now the biggest!

So butchery. Guess that makes it perfect for the Spy. :spycon:
Shol 23 Feb, 2014 @ 5:51am 
shit just got real!
Mr. Bubbles [TC] 22 Feb, 2014 @ 6:15pm 
I WILL MALACE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN- Edd, 2005
Groot 22 Feb, 2014 @ 3:00pm 
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brbrbr 22 Feb, 2014 @ 4:14am 
Drizzin probably you didn't get a joke, nor use such/alike Evil devices to properly wear shoes :)
jokream 22 Feb, 2014 @ 2:15am 
awesome
Tailor 22 Feb, 2014 @ 1:30am 
lol
Dhadgar 21 Feb, 2014 @ 9:40am 
Awesome weapon but what if you call it "The Bullet Shoot"?
brbrbr 21 Feb, 2014 @ 7:11am 
oh, poor guy.
need you shoes so badly :0)
Flamboyo 20 Feb, 2014 @ 9:04am 
nice
chantie réelle 20 Feb, 2014 @ 7:12am 
Omg I am not the only one who has ever had this idea.
E͍̟͠w҉͔o͈̖̣k̯̙̺̱̹ 20 Feb, 2014 @ 6:11am 
I work at a shoestore and what is this
Hazzman12 20 Feb, 2014 @ 4:16am 
it would be cool if he flicked it out the side like a real shoehorn
🦅Outlaw 19 Feb, 2014 @ 9:40pm 
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Squdge 19 Feb, 2014 @ 8:41pm 
hmm looks like you forgot to shave this morning....
Wayne 19 Feb, 2014 @ 5:24am 
Haha you have a point Mhodecai
Mr. Casual 18 Feb, 2014 @ 5:58pm 
There is something absolutely hilarious about the idea of killing a man just for his shoes.

Also, this wouldn't work as a kukri at all. An enormous shoehorn like that would serve no purpose other than looking stupid.
♥ Siren's_Bite ♥ 18 Feb, 2014 @ 2:55pm 
oh...
is 18 Feb, 2014 @ 2:10pm 
Yes I agree bulka96 I think It'd be a much better kukri.
bulka96 18 Feb, 2014 @ 6:10am 
Would look much better in the hands of the Sniper.
Mhodecai 17 Feb, 2014 @ 10:27pm 
Clearly shoehorns weren't made for stabbing. I don't wanna even imagine the extreme pain that would cause.

...Actually I'd imagine it would be like scooping ice cream on Super Hard Mode.
heinous 17 Feb, 2014 @ 10:22pm 
this weapon is going to be....

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...a shoe-in.