Phone:
[Phone ringing]
[Beep...]
[Click]

Guy on Phone:
"UM, HULLO!? HULLO HULLO!

Um, welcome to FNAF x RoA, a magical crossover for fighters, platformers, alike,
where tier lists, strats, mods, Workshops,
come to life!

If this is your 1st day on the job, uh... things
might get a little crazy, with some things, that
may be a little jarring at 1st, like a cast of Characters, that look like hand drawn anime furries, beating the pixels out of each other, in 8 & 16 bit environments...

Now, you MAY experience a few... fights, some
pitfalls into bottomless chasms, some respawning, etc, etc... don't worry; I can assure you, it's all part of the act..."

no jumpscares please

Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a magical place for kids and grownups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life, blah blah blah.