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Hillbilly Speed-Bump
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SilverWaif4 28 Sep, 2018 @ 7:33am 
I have NEVER seen anyone use this, it's a shame really because I thinks it's a nice misc.
76561198015896876 15 Aug, 2015 @ 10:31am 
This is neat, yah I want one of these when i play TF2
ArrowTheFerret 11 Jun, 2015 @ 2:10pm 
Also, in TX, they tend to get hit by cars a lot and... well, you know. But they tend to ___ on their backs in position were you can put a beer bottle in their paws and it looks like their drinking.
ArrowTheFerret 11 Jun, 2015 @ 2:06pm 
I wish they would put it in the store because i need one to. I LOVE armadillos.
Lusatia 2 Jan, 2015 @ 6:17pm 
I need one o.o
Lusatia 2 Jan, 2015 @ 6:17pm 
In Texas, it's common practice to kill these guys because of their pest status. I saw one once, cutest thing ever.
Doom3d 3 Dec, 2014 @ 12:13pm 
i uncrated it and i like it alot
NatDuo 3 Nov, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
Yay I own you!
bSixdouze 14 Oct, 2014 @ 2:14am 
want
klaxonfunk 12 Oct, 2014 @ 10:31am 
OH MY GOD
IT'S SO CUTE!!!
Mushroom670 6 Oct, 2014 @ 4:37am 
i just got 1 today
Ovelha Voadora 2 Oct, 2014 @ 10:52am 
I got one today :3
PumpkinMargarita 28 Sep, 2014 @ 11:41am 
Congrats i remember favoriting this as my very first favorite on the workshop and now its in the game and i have it and i dont go anywhere without em
Sleepy Armadillo 28 Sep, 2014 @ 6:01am 
Yay! An armadillo! :D
I really love armadillos.
Kobold 27 Sep, 2014 @ 10:28am 
grats man :)
[F2P] rainbow road 25 Sep, 2014 @ 5:27pm 
just got one from one of my friendsm i love it
Dandy 25 Sep, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
How awsome is it that it was added?
HetchHetchy 25 Sep, 2014 @ 3:10pm 
I just unboxed one. Three words, It Is Amazing.
lizardjoel 25 Sep, 2014 @ 2:38pm 
Its in the game! Congratulations!
ivy 25 Sep, 2014 @ 2:37pm 
congrats ;p
Psyke  [author] 25 Sep, 2014 @ 2:33pm 
Thanks to all the people who took the time to vote for our armadillo!

Thank you all so much!
Wires 23 Sep, 2014 @ 11:07pm 
I'd buy it. I'd buy ten.
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2 dangerous4U 15 Aug, 2014 @ 12:29pm 
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Jet Firaga 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:19am 
Awesome, would like for there to be more animals
Dr. Useless 30 Jul, 2014 @ 9:18am 
VALLLLLLLLLLLVE! I AM THE ARMADILLO GOD! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!-small squeak- PUT THIS IN TF2 OR ELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE
cockflip 28 Jul, 2014 @ 11:57pm 
please add valve
CANO 28 Jul, 2014 @ 12:32pm 
I love this idea! You should make it squeak when a spy is behing you.
Sudsey 28 Jul, 2014 @ 12:12am 
I demand to know why this has not been added yet.
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Tails mannco.trade 25 Jul, 2014 @ 11:52am 
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frog boot (real) 22 Jul, 2014 @ 9:53am 
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FRAZZLETASH 21 Jul, 2014 @ 2:27am 
This looks unbelievably cool and awesome. I WOULD BUY 1000000 !!!!!!!!!
:3 18 Jul, 2014 @ 3:42pm 
OH MA JEEZ ADD THIS! I WILL BUY LIKE 50 OF THEM!
Eyeial 16 Jul, 2014 @ 12:53pm 
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