Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Meat the Medic
265 Comments
$$$$$MR.Krabs$$$$$ 25 May, 2024 @ 8:32am 
JA JA JA (YES GERMAN)
Fish the Wizard 3 Feb, 2024 @ 3:43pm 
I AM ZE ZYKLINDRISCHES HACKFLEISCH AUF EINEM BRÖTCHEN!



for all the non-germans (like myself) here's what that said, "I AM ZE CYCLINDRICAL GROUND MEAT ON A BUN!"
violent randy! 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35pm 
if valve does not add this i will ne so angry
Catgirl 11 Nov, 2019 @ 12:34pm 
i love it
derbie 19 Apr, 2016 @ 5:59am 
perfect
Käsegott 17 Apr, 2016 @ 4:58pm 
you should make a specific meat for all the classes
The Guy You Know Down The Road 17 Apr, 2016 @ 3:21pm 
I would make it all class and adjust the condaments
tellitubbie world 17 Apr, 2016 @ 10:08am 
no. You make this haloween restricted, and I will find you, and I will kill you.
Some of the best stuff has been haloween restricted, and I don't want this to be next in line.
CHR0NIK0 17 Apr, 2016 @ 3:48am 
What's up Dog :sans:
Sandy♥ 16 Apr, 2016 @ 10:30pm 
It's the perfect cosmetic, it's just a cylinder of meat
PatarBoss15 16 Apr, 2016 @ 7:00pm 
Tf2 Needs this :)
Kaz 16 Apr, 2016 @ 7:00pm 
Tf2 Needs this :)
Propizio 16 Apr, 2016 @ 6:04pm 
Make it for scout too, its in the comics dammit!
DrMrGuyMan 16 Apr, 2016 @ 6:03pm 
Sausage fest
My Slugcat 16 Apr, 2016 @ 4:48am 
This would make tf2 100% more weirder if this was added
Themcle Demo 11 Apr, 2016 @ 8:09am 
just saying that its Certified Compatible so it whould be able to be in the game
Big Guy 5 Oct, 2015 @ 10:55am 
Oh. Whoops
Con  [author] 5 Oct, 2015 @ 10:12am 
this came before the bonnet
Big Guy 5 Oct, 2015 @ 9:30am 
The potassium bonnet has started a new trend! Food Cosmetics!
Rocky Raccy 8 Apr, 2015 @ 9:40pm 
I think you may have put it on the wrong Class
SWR24 20 Aug, 2014 @ 4:44pm 
this made me laugh so hard the first time i saw it :balloonicorn:
Karl Pilkington 20 Aug, 2014 @ 2:05pm 
how does it look in the back?

because even though halloween hats/miscs have obscurred the head before, this seems really over the line of what's an acceptable view of the head box for the sniper to shoot. because my initial impression is you wouldn't have any idea where to aim if the medic has his back turned. if it has a hole in the back like it does in the front, it might work. but then you have the sides to contend with.
Hayden 25 Jun, 2014 @ 11:08pm 
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NoDecoteElaTemLume 25 Jun, 2014 @ 1:29pm 
Hehehe epic xD
ZahneGott 22 Apr, 2014 @ 10:18am 
Hell.Effin' .Yes.:cgrazz:
Pejo 20 Apr, 2014 @ 2:56am 
Lol Someone needs to make a scout version
VeteranFruitshop 3 Apr, 2014 @ 3:57am 
I need you to listen very carefully, giant hot dog. I am going to eat you.
cherrybowl 28 Jan, 2014 @ 3:29pm 
Ask me about my weiner.
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zEAs 9 Jan, 2014 @ 6:12am 
Delicious.
Dan 28 Oct, 2013 @ 12:44pm 
Hmm I will need this for halloween.
Poulpinup 22 Oct, 2013 @ 5:32pm 
I really like the idea but it won't be added imo. You're supposed to recognize every class silhouette in a fraction of second, even in an intense fight. Here, there is too much changes and deformity to confirm a medic or not. Try to reduce the size of your modifications and you item would have much stronger chances to be featured in game. (The Wurst That Could Happen is also my favourite name for it :D)
Amelora 21 Oct, 2013 @ 1:46pm 
...
Count Ejacula 15 Oct, 2013 @ 9:15am 
This item is the Wurst, but seriously, I love it.
mixo 13 Oct, 2013 @ 4:40am 
The Wurst That Could Happen is definitely the best name.
Caligo, Miasma Of Night 12 Oct, 2013 @ 5:28pm 
ITS A HOT DOG, THEY NEED THIS
elaek 7 Oct, 2013 @ 1:45am 
This HAS to be in here. I would pay liek so much money to see this in the game. This is awsome.
Stoned Ghost 6 Oct, 2013 @ 11:15am 
lol pontless hot dog custum ftw
ϟ 5 Oct, 2013 @ 11:41am 
LMAO
georgiboy1979 5 Oct, 2013 @ 4:12am 
In the battlefield.
Scout:MEDIC!
Medic:Was?
Scout:You look derpy :D
That's Mama Luigi To You™ 4 Oct, 2013 @ 3:36pm 
das weiner schnitzel
The Medic bird from Lakeside 4 Oct, 2013 @ 1:07pm 
Could be a problem if the team Heavy saw this and started chasing after the Medic instead of helping capture point.
#3 Rice Boy 4 Oct, 2013 @ 10:44am 
This needs to be a thing.
MoonFlud 3 Oct, 2013 @ 9:25pm 
I just realized I'd most likely die laughing if I saw this in the middle of the game
MoonFlud 3 Oct, 2013 @ 9:24pm 
OH GOD!
cancerstudent 3 Oct, 2013 @ 8:13pm 
I know this is TF2 and all, but really?
Seanwiches 3 Oct, 2013 @ 12:46pm 
Brainiac's Bratwurst
TheGhostThatWas 3 Oct, 2013 @ 6:53am 
Just yes :first_star::first_star::first_star::first_star::first_star:
47 man 1 Oct, 2013 @ 5:12pm 
This is the wurst-
ok nevermind, not gonna make that joke...