Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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46 Comments
๖ۣۜDomitori™ 4 May, 2017 @ 10:38am 
>her

Well, looks like you just triggered some people down there. The Pyro is actually... a thing. Nobody knows what's behind the mask as imagining what inhuman thoughts and dreams of cruelty lie behind it would leave one terrified for years, but to look through its eyes, everything in Pyro's vision is blooming flowers, flying babies and dancing unicorns, instead of actual fire and blood outside of its world. And the Pyro's head is extremely fucking small. Don't worry about its gayish poses and childish attitude in some of its taunts, either; like I said, Pyro is a walking thing that is happily cheerful inside and a FUCKING FREIGHT TRAIN-MONSTER OF YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES outside. Those "Female Pyro" models are just imagination.
donkeywarrior 3 May, 2017 @ 5:19pm 
i think this could be a unusal effect instead of a hat
fartcruncher98 12 Nov, 2015 @ 1:57pm 
HER? Fuck you! Shoot your fucking self. He's a guy
256Mini 23 Jul, 2015 @ 10:03am 
@SuspiciousScout (DFS): The genius of comments like that make me wonder whether Steam is for stupid people or for people who are just pretending to be stupid.
sizzygy 7 Jan, 2014 @ 1:51am 
because why not? that little gay theory is well, a theory, personally id prefer pyro to be female than a homosexual psychopath like myself.
ShotgunCheetos 6 Jan, 2014 @ 4:03pm 
why did you call pyro her?
Shrooom! 4 Jan, 2014 @ 1:50am 
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Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite
12:12 fair 11 Aug, 2013 @ 7:55am 
@Noob Killer: You're seeming a bit noobish yourself. While in the past there may have been no female characters, the pyro remains ambiguous, and will likely remain as such. Furthermore, there are also many mods for fem-classes, including pyro. In fact, I teamed up with The Female Pyro, when I was The Male Pyro, but that's beside the point.
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Johnny 12 Jun, 2013 @ 1:13am 
Misc or unusual effect. Btw, in casw of the Spy, it could come out of his nose. Would be hilarious xD
The Botfather 24 Feb, 2013 @ 12:03pm 
I think it would be pretty nice to be an effect
Fritz 18 Feb, 2013 @ 8:44am 
HER!???? there is no female character in the TF series and there never will be
ashe 11 Feb, 2013 @ 6:16am 
what about spy his ears r covered
Mount Sticky 9 Feb, 2013 @ 5:15pm 
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windwolf777 9 Sep, 2012 @ 8:21pm 
Awesome. Nice work man
Big Bork 8 Sep, 2012 @ 11:10am 
i think its a bad side of that if ur hiding people will see the steam so u get found if ur any other
class untaken spy
Vol-Tear 14 May, 2012 @ 3:19pm 
thats how i feel after a spy backstabes me then destroys all my buildings and steals the intel ^_^
BirdOfHaze 4 Mar, 2012 @ 3:17pm 
lol find valve and turn off steam. GABE GET OVER HERE
Kirbutt 2 Mar, 2012 @ 11:21am 
that looks nice for pyro ^^
Big Bork 1 Mar, 2012 @ 6:39pm 
COOL GUYS
Nintos 27 Feb, 2012 @ 7:03pm 
Great description :D
Robin 22 Feb, 2012 @ 5:55am 
ROFL ;D cool
TheGhostThatWas 10 Feb, 2012 @ 5:48pm 
Sounds like steam escapen :3
Chris Pine in 1917 22 Dec, 2011 @ 7:08pm 
Would be a great unusual effect but this couldnt be a hat.
Saocao 22 Dec, 2011 @ 8:19am 
The description is awsome
Perrydotto 15 Dec, 2011 @ 2:26am 
Pfffffhaha.
Footsy420 9 Dec, 2011 @ 12:25am 
I wanna smoke one with the Pyro.
invisibleStuff 8 Dec, 2011 @ 7:16pm 
You guys are great! Keep up the good work :)
K-Mac` 1 Dec, 2011 @ 10:47am 
would work great as both an all class hat, and a an unusual effect for other hats.
K-Mac` 1 Dec, 2011 @ 10:46am 
excellent, simply marvelous.
O'Didly 27 Nov, 2011 @ 12:02pm 
looks like the pyro is blazing
Luna Puppygirl 7 Nov, 2011 @ 4:46pm 
lmao, this would totally fit my soldiers look.
Netshroud 7 Nov, 2011 @ 2:30am 
Reminds me of one of the scenes in one of the recent Harry Potter movies. (I know that's vague, but I don't remember much about that quick scene.)
BenRegen 1 Nov, 2011 @ 11:47am 
Looks more goofy than normal.
Cybernetic Cupcake 27 Oct, 2011 @ 6:01am 
What is this, a cartoon?? XD
ALIEN109 24 Oct, 2011 @ 9:45am 
easy to spot an ennemy sniper behind a corner on 2_fort ^^
Aggro! 23 Oct, 2011 @ 1:44pm 
Nice!
Aurora Alice 18 Oct, 2011 @ 6:51am 
I would defenently use this for the engineer since I know he feels this way after a spy saps his machines, very nice
Milo Zyloto 17 Oct, 2011 @ 2:02pm 
@stevoisiak it is. it's called "steaming"
Focus 17 Oct, 2011 @ 7:25am 
Oddly fitting in humiliation, I would say.
[FAUCᴇT] Psychopath 16 Oct, 2011 @ 9:52pm 
Use on Soldier with one of the battle banners; build rage!
Stevoisiak 16 Oct, 2011 @ 7:15pm 
This would be an amazing unusual effect.
The Wonder Gun 16 Oct, 2011 @ 10:27am 
I love it! Want! Want! Want!
Thief 16 Oct, 2011 @ 9:27am 
Long day of trying to hit scouts was just to much.
RJ  [author] 16 Oct, 2011 @ 9:13am 
Few more images in my Steam Screenshots - http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/rjackson/screenshots/

The steam is a tad further away from the ears in the screenshots than it is in the submitted implementation of the item.
gently hamburger 16 Oct, 2011 @ 8:24am 
Should be available for all hatless hats!
It's amazing.