Unturned

Unturned

Lemonade
50 Comments
DragonFire 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:47am 
Hey I made a video about your Mod I hope this is ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYgXXCtTgs
SkibbbityBop 5 Sep, 2020 @ 5:05pm 
the engineers finally made those combustible lemons, took them long enough.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 6 Nov, 2019 @ 8:55am 
good work engineer XD
Spiderlord2264 21 Sep, 2019 @ 11:51am 
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your #### lemons, what the #### am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson.
multipleLacerations 11 Sep, 2019 @ 5:41pm 
neat. :lunar2019deadpanpig:
uwemo. 13 Jul, 2019 @ 6:45am 
i found a bug when i try to squeeze the lemon to make lemonade after the lemonade drops make contact with anything it explodes
M_rMystery 3 Jul, 2019 @ 12:19pm 
i just realized its a pun
Tacokoer 1 Jun, 2019 @ 6:14am 
It would be cool if it could spit acid lemon juice everywhere.
Honey Bagel 26 May, 2019 @ 8:13am 
when life gives you lemons, you explode
Thicc Wine 24 May, 2019 @ 2:12pm 
It has a nice sweetness to it, a little crunchy at first, but then you get to the powder, like any lemon would have, then-- wait, this isnt a lemon.
henriquejd9 18 May, 2019 @ 8:11am 
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!!!"
Creppe 13 May, 2019 @ 12:47am 
Yum How Does IT Taste
西格瑪男人 5 May, 2019 @ 4:03am 
我恰檸檬叻,,,
croquetas de jamon 3 May, 2019 @ 7:18am 
nice portal reference
:lunar2019laughingpig:
DanielThePear_ 13 Apr, 2019 @ 5:02pm 
This guy has a good sense of humour.
DerexXD 1 Apr, 2019 @ 7:05pm 
portal vibes anyone?
Where's Moe? 31 Mar, 2019 @ 8:41pm 
Cant Have To may Lemons
Scalapher The Artificer 13 Mar, 2019 @ 2:10pm 
I'm going to get my engineers to make a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN
The_Holy_Crab 9 Mar, 2019 @ 7:06pm 
This is the only Grenade Mod I have installed... its a Good one
GamingwithBetrayal 5 Mar, 2019 @ 1:25pm 
And they wondered why humanity is failing XD
AndGoatz04 22 Feb, 2019 @ 2:28pm 
And it's reasons like this that i am always coming back to the workshop. :b
Azbats 20 Feb, 2019 @ 10:23am 
Best. Weapon. Pun. Ever.
Ar1gin 20 Feb, 2019 @ 9:23am 
lol :D
bees 20 Feb, 2019 @ 12:20am 
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of this joke!
Identity Cry-cis  [author] 19 Feb, 2019 @ 6:35pm 
Patch 1.3 is our last patch for this product. Due to budget cut, we've to canceled Lemonade mark III. And that the product's goal has already been reached. We'll stop supporting this product. (Unless something terribly wrong were to happen in the future.) However, you're free to order the product "indefinitely".

Keep in mind that we'll begin releasing new products soon. We're not gonna release them into the wild unless it's good and damn ready. So as long as you keep that application form with you at all times, they'll be products waiting for you.

As a creator and a rightful thief of this product. I thank you for your participation. And hope we can count on you for another round of tests.
Phalanx 19 Feb, 2019 @ 3:55am 
The REFERENCES! "When life gives ya lemons, shove e'm back into life's face!"
Deadmeme21 18 Feb, 2019 @ 7:42pm 
Too many cave Johnsons
ImperviousSprite 18 Feb, 2019 @ 12:01pm 
Cave Johnson will be proud with you. :steamhappy:
Teddz 17 Feb, 2019 @ 11:58pm 
this is nice this is all i can say funny wordplay and everything
Chaos_Initiate 17 Feb, 2019 @ 8:44pm 
somewhere in the distance cave johnson claps
Scientist 17 Feb, 2019 @ 5:17pm 
Well, Cave Johnson finally got what he wanted.
Identity Cry-cis  [author] 17 Feb, 2019 @ 5:10pm 
Unfortunately not. However we'll get our tech boys to work on that. Or we might even make a substitute that could be made with stuffs locally found on official maps.

We'll keep you posted.
76561198251138476 17 Feb, 2019 @ 4:27pm 
do they spawn on official maps?
Identity Cry-cis  [author] 17 Feb, 2019 @ 3:44am 
So. We got some good news and some bad news.
Good news is, you can re-uploaded it if you've modified the product.

Bad news is, you cannot re-uploaded it without edited it in any way. That's not how it works.

While it is true that we've stated that you shouldn't copy our product. That doesn't mean you can't copy our product. Black mesa can eat my bankrupt. but that would 100% deemed you the title "gay" nontheless because of the implication. And that we highly doubt you'd be able to pull it off without it exploded in your "company" that happened to be orbiting Uranus.

Let's all stay positive, (Although we might've diagnosed your "help" with that already.) and understand each other.

Sincerely.
- Loz Lusterclux

All jokes aside, I'm not a lawyer, you're not a lawyer. Human decency's a thing cuckaroo.
Fireside 16 Feb, 2019 @ 10:05pm 
But the steam subscriber agreement says u can. Dont start saying copyright shit xD
The_Holy_Crab 16 Feb, 2019 @ 7:43pm 
Some People have way too much Time on there hands, and some really Good Ahem... I mean Weird Ideas too
Paladin 16 Feb, 2019 @ 5:32pm 
I think this might be the greatest mod I've seen on the workshop in a while.
Firefox024 16 Feb, 2019 @ 3:11am 
Im asking too see lifes maneger please
methylenedioxymethamphetamine 15 Feb, 2019 @ 11:42pm 
"If you cut yourself during these tests,you may have seen your blood was replaced with gasoline.Don't worry.Thats normal." - Cave Johnson
methylenedioxymethamphetamine 15 Feb, 2019 @ 11:39pm 
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson
Diamond 15 Feb, 2019 @ 7:05pm 
IM GONNA BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN WITH THIS
Aperture 15 Feb, 2019 @ 6:54pm 
Noice
SilverWolf347 15 Feb, 2019 @ 6:44pm 
On a scale of 10 to 10, how edible is this? Nah, don't even answer. I'll just eat it.
Elitely The Triggity Troller 15 Feb, 2019 @ 8:04am 
lol time to give ppl lemons at the lemonda stand! :D :3
Ahahahha nice! :)
TeutonicViking 14 Feb, 2019 @ 9:50pm 
Apparently I got the quote alot wrong from my memory. Heres the full thing instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6iTwVIiMM
TeutonicViking 14 Feb, 2019 @ 9:47pm 
"I DON'T WANT YOUR LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO ENGINEER A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!" -Cave Johnson Ceo Aperture Science
☢KAMIŚ☢ 14 Feb, 2019 @ 1:09am 
Nice name xD I'm dying XD
Drakonazeir 12 Feb, 2019 @ 8:11pm 
XD Great fuckin mod man! Even better disclamer! XD