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giant coconut crab (tamatoa version)
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The Thompson Main IV. 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:06pm 
SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN
Snooze Control 1 Apr, 2022 @ 3:12pm 
Does anyone recommend any maps to get chased by him?
KingNateTheGr8 11 Mar, 2021 @ 6:14am 
S H I N I N G
Father Andrew  [author] 4 Jan, 2019 @ 10:20am 
@๖ۣۜpaul_rose

Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You try to be tough
But your armour's just not hard enough

Maui! Now it's time to kick your hiney
Ever seen someone so shiny?
spook_rose 4 Jan, 2019 @ 10:00am 
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide, I can't

I'm too shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny
Send your armies but they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough, Maui man
You could try, try, try
But you can't expect a demigod
To beat a decapod (Look it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart
Father Andrew  [author] 4 Jan, 2019 @ 7:11am 
@๖ۣۜpaul_rose

Moana:- No !
Maui:Hey! Crab cakes. I'm back. It's Maui time.
Tamatoa: *gasp*
Maui: What do you say, little buddy. Giant hawk? Coming up...Yahoo!!! Yahooooo....?
Tamatoa:

Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his luck
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook! (Get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man
spook_rose 4 Jan, 2019 @ 7:06am 
@Mecha Marx

Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners

I just love free food
And you look like seafood
Father Andrew  [author] 4 Jan, 2019 @ 5:26am 
@๖ۣۜpaul_rose

ok you next
frick 19 Dec, 2018 @ 11:40am 
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S H I N A Y
Father Andrew  [author] 19 Dec, 2018 @ 10:06am 
@๖ۣۜpaul_rose

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec!
Don't you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)
spook_rose 19 Dec, 2018 @ 10:00am 
Worth it. U go next verse
Father Andrew  [author] 19 Dec, 2018 @ 9:39am 
@๖ۣۜpaul_rose
lmao how about we try and recreate the song in the comments?
spook_rose 19 Dec, 2018 @ 9:22am 
Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your granny say listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied!
I'd rather be
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