Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Burner's Brew
361 Comments
404_coffee.exe 23 May, 2022 @ 7:28am 
portable coffee machines are very nice :D
frankenpiggy 23 Feb, 2019 @ 1:40am 
is blissful brew beans
Plink 22 Feb, 2019 @ 3:22pm 
Why is this considered nsfw to most audiences?
Sgt Puncake 3 Jan, 2017 @ 10:06am 
HOLY! omfg THIS IS AWESOME! i ALMOST like this better than the creamator's colas
BIK_ 26 Aug, 2015 @ 3:34pm 
My new favorite cosmetic!!!
lichen 5 Apr, 2015 @ 8:10am 
I LOVE COFFEE
bloxy jola 10 Oct, 2014 @ 2:23pm 
cute
brerbo 2 Aug, 2014 @ 8:00am 
I wish this was in the game...
Crystalitar 17 Aug, 2013 @ 3:49am 
would be a reason to kill a pyro a little later
Put a lil peppah on em 11 Aug, 2013 @ 9:03pm 
Can we please get a mod?
Anonymous 5 Aug, 2013 @ 4:09am 
most genius misc ever
tossbones 17 Jul, 2013 @ 5:48pm 
Any chance you could turn this into a mod?
Raichu XP 4 Jun, 2013 @ 5:47pm 
░░░░░░░░░░░████
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░ Valve Add This░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ please ░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░░░░░░░████████
A Bot Named You 28 Nov, 2012 @ 7:10pm 
I have no clue why this didn't get accepted last year
:P 17 Nov, 2012 @ 7:58am 
nice :DDDDD is good
zach :) 14 Nov, 2012 @ 1:28pm 
you get what you pay for
Domesticon 13 Nov, 2012 @ 8:54pm 
Good for them late nite scorch sessions...

there, a free description for you.
cherrybowl 25 Oct, 2012 @ 5:52pm 
Truly amazing.
arly803 24 Oct, 2012 @ 5:50pm 
make a wepons set based around it
xRO 25 Sep, 2012 @ 4:31pm 
OMFG ! I WANT IT !
پولاi play engi when i eat 23 Sep, 2012 @ 12:24am 
Just epic.
Deathmask97 14 Sep, 2012 @ 10:25pm 
Still surprised you haven't called the coffee version "French Roast" yet.
Count Ejacula 13 Sep, 2012 @ 5:10pm 
this is epic IT MUST HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
DracoMeteor 13 Sep, 2012 @ 3:54pm 
Put a cooler name on top of the cofee one
getheth 8 Sep, 2012 @ 1:05pm 
the pyro and the medic need new back packs badly
juul 2 Sep, 2012 @ 3:33pm 
brilliant
Master Steeze 26 Aug, 2012 @ 5:25pm 
This is Beasty I would buy it in a heartbeat.
Toadslap 26 Aug, 2012 @ 1:31pm 
Perfect in every way.
Cosmic Platypus 10 Aug, 2012 @ 5:56am 
I know its kinda something to ask, but could maybe have a shot anamation or a little sound like the boston boom box? Maybe a blending sound for the blissful blend, and cosy cocoa could have a short pouring animation into the cup and the sound for it pouring. The cup dosnt need to fill though. And if it isnt already, could you make it jiggleboned? Those would make it alot cooler.
Nyanch 6 Aug, 2012 @ 8:04pm 
Hey guys,
did you know that valve decides the effects and description?
Skelefellah 2 Aug, 2012 @ 8:58pm 
I honestly believe this sort of fits how Pyro is. Not sure why, but I love the hell out of it completely.
Cyberninja 15 Jul, 2012 @ 4:38pm 
It has coffeee now? GIMME!
insect Incognito 8 Jul, 2012 @ 11:57pm 
i really want this!!! i think its brilliant... does it have a genteel smoke effect? i think it fits the design... anyway id love to have this in game
Wizzard 7 Jul, 2012 @ 6:00pm 
I need this like I need a cup every morning
bussy blaster 69 5 Jul, 2012 @ 3:32pm 
Whoah, I love this!
necRo 27 Jun, 2012 @ 3:50am 
I WOULD TOTALY BUY THIS!!
A Snek 25 Jun, 2012 @ 2:59am 
10% chance of taunting with misc item results in the Pyro 'sipping' some coffee through his mask.
Just a thought.
Coolgame8013 22 Jun, 2012 @ 12:28pm 
This should give your Team mates a 10 Sec Speed boost if near said item
Kiss-shot 16 Jun, 2012 @ 12:47am 
Description:

"Is your team getting tired from keeping the 1st point away from the other team? Is your team over worked from pushing the cart for 2 rounds straight? Well you don't need to worry about that anymore! This keeps those lolly gaggers awake enough to humilate those not wise enough to buy this Coffee dispencer! Just don't let the scout get a hold of it"

Probably not the best description, but what do you think?
Aggro! 2 Jun, 2012 @ 4:05pm 
so many good items on the workshop.... WHY CANT I EQUIP ALL OF THEM!? D:
cat 30 May, 2012 @ 2:04pm 
Oh my god I want this so much...
gort 29 May, 2012 @ 10:37am 
Can i have some Coffee Please :D?
gort 29 May, 2012 @ 10:36am 
Pretty Good
PomFritzen 29 May, 2012 @ 5:42am 
This is my favorite item of the entire workshop
˙͜>˙ 28 May, 2012 @ 12:44pm 
that is...... F*CKING AWESOME
Guard Players be Like 28 May, 2012 @ 4:35am 
hey can we get a cup of coffee for the sniper?
z0zo 22 May, 2012 @ 8:04am 
Do want. And a hot-coffee spewer. Anyone who's ever spilled coffee on themselves knows it's a lethal weapon.
Pikdummi 9 May, 2012 @ 1:29pm 
How about a hot coffee spewer?
Burner 30 Apr, 2012 @ 8:08am 
For me!! HAZZZZZZAAAAAA
Aspen 26 Apr, 2012 @ 1:31pm 
I want itttt ;w;