Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Cremator's Colas (Resubmit)
68 Comments
Wyrate 15 May, 2018 @ 9:46pm 
I LOVE the addition of the 10cents sticker, as it goes to show how much inflation has racked up since the Cold War Era. :steamhappy:
El Real Hairboy 13 May, 2018 @ 10:21am 
This should be for Scout
SwellowBird77 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:59pm 
This thing is the bomb!
LemonJuice 15 Aug, 2015 @ 7:23pm 
i thought soda was scouts thing
park 8 Aug, 2015 @ 9:38am 
if you switched it to nuka-cola it could come with a pre order of fallout 4
Ceiling Bird 25 Jun, 2015 @ 9:49pm 
10/10 would vote again
Kramst 31 Jan, 2015 @ 4:16am 
Looks a bit to pointy to me, you should try refining it a bit
da bob 27 Jan, 2015 @ 7:34pm 
valve please add this in.price 2$
drunken sailor 18 Dec, 2014 @ 6:11pm 
valve add dis pls
HP-Drain 17 Dec, 2014 @ 1:40pm 
THIS IS AWESOME VLVE DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uwu 7 May, 2014 @ 11:14am 
its shoud work like a spy shield
RiceDelivery 28 Mar, 2014 @ 12:38am 
Maybe a scout misc cause it's dispensing BONKs
Rainy Day Dream Away 4 Mar, 2014 @ 1:03pm 
I wonder why they haven't added this masterpiece!
birkman 26 Nov, 2013 @ 7:34am 
very creative,maybe the pyro will be thirsty,and there is nothing to drink,so he pulls out a good old fashion cola,and feels energetic after drinking it.He then moves on to burning people's flesh off,watching them slowly die.
OMA 26 Sep, 2013 @ 8:49am 
bonk
OMA 26 Sep, 2013 @ 8:48am 
is god
The Greatest and Uncleanest One 18 Sep, 2013 @ 2:20pm 
AWSOME
Cosmic Tang 7 Sep, 2013 @ 1:16pm 
It should have a custom taunt like the 'high five' were it involves another player and they get a can of drink out of it. That would be freakin' hilarious!
Gooner 5 Sep, 2013 @ 4:38pm 
How about a flamethrower side kick?
Marq 2 Sep, 2013 @ 2:03pm 
Great idea, I hope this gets put into the game
lai cai lai cai 1 Sep, 2013 @ 6:59am 
Valve add it its so awesome

Johnson 29 Aug, 2013 @ 9:11pm 
Really cool.
Statyk  [author] 5 Aug, 2013 @ 8:48am 
I could always take it out but the main reason I didn't make it paintable was just the sheer size of it and the color taken up. If you paint any of the red/blue parts, it would just be an eyesore. The only thing I MIGHT have made paintable would be the black strip around the top or the black handle. I think I'll skip the paint on this one though. sorry =\
Blumberquack  [author] 5 Aug, 2013 @ 7:59am 
@Jesse
I doubt it since the Red and Blu labels are attached to the team you're on, which would make no sense if a purple cola machine had 'Blu' on it.
Sorry 8<
malware 2 Aug, 2013 @ 10:32pm 
One question : Can you make it paintable? Being able to paint it purple would be AMAZING for me and lots of people.
S.Neight 25 Jul, 2013 @ 12:38pm 
valve
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add
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this
CorporalHeston 22 Jul, 2013 @ 6:19am 
Valve please add this!
spole 19 Jul, 2013 @ 1:17pm 
hou du i modul hat An misk?
Blumberquack  [author] 12 Jul, 2013 @ 10:15am 
Shush, TeamF2fan! We don't want people knowing our secret recipe...
NEW ACOUNT READ DESC 11 Jul, 2013 @ 3:28pm 
80% more piss in the machine then normal bok atomic punch :D
Pryoson 8 Jul, 2013 @ 12:01am 
:sticky: Hope this is in the new summer crate! :sticky:
Captain Fantasy 5 Jul, 2013 @ 8:40am 
ADD IT
Picard 27 Jun, 2013 @ 2:43pm 
nice i love it <3 vote up
Cazh 27 Jun, 2013 @ 10:34am 
Sick~<3!
KTH110 25 Jun, 2013 @ 7:46pm 
Cool man
† Sinful Loaf † 23 Jun, 2013 @ 10:35am 
Love your vid
NUT 22 Jun, 2013 @ 11:13am 
ı think you shuld add something like that when you taunt ıt will give critical hits for 10 second to your friends and you
✪ FireproofWaffle 21 Jun, 2013 @ 6:09pm 
I WANT ONE :D
вафельныйкот 20 Jun, 2013 @ 5:46pm 
I mean make the frost more distinct.
вафельныйкот 20 Jun, 2013 @ 5:41pm 
I don't give 3 fucks what that douchebag has to say. This is creative, funny and good looking.

The only change I could recommend would to frost the glass near the edge's a little so it looks nice and cold in there <3
unremarkable 20 Jun, 2013 @ 4:54pm 
1: It would be better one a scout
2: When used in set- You get a bonk effect for 2 seconds every kill,but can still use your gun.
3: -10 slower movement speed
RADIO RX-9 20 Jun, 2013 @ 3:42am 
reminds of one of the perk machines in bo2 zombies & bo1, but awesome item
[G.r.i.m_S.m.i.l.e] 19 Jun, 2013 @ 11:22pm 
hell yeah i want this
Vaughan Vic 19 Jun, 2013 @ 10:30pm 
Vinchen needs to take a chill pill and stop whining. He already lost when he said "this is just not a part of the theme set in place by Valve". That's pure and complete bullshit that I hear on every item that looks a little silly, and by the standards of what is already in-game, it's just wrong. One word: "Filamental" (your pyro is now a frigging lightbulb)

As for the quality, I think it's fine. Though, it doesn't look like it shines the same as other metal objects in the game, but maybe that's simply my eyes decieving me because of pyro's suit. Generally I like authors to post a skin of the item so I can get a better look at it, though not all do. I'm sure there's a reason for that.
Hitnick 18 Jun, 2013 @ 5:39pm 
ONE OF THE BEST ITEMS I EVER SEEN I WOULD PAY 10.00 $ FOR THIS
mad rad rat lad 18 Jun, 2013 @ 4:01pm 
They should put a taunt for this where if a scout interacts, he'll buy a can of bonk and get the affects of it.
Blah blah 18 Jun, 2013 @ 2:13am 
Gotta love the good ol' fashiones Coca-Cola machine! Really good work!
Statyk  [author] 17 Jun, 2013 @ 10:34pm 
Well to each his own and I understand. There is no bump mapping as it is not needed by the way. And it was resubmitted in case something got messed up in the importing process, it wasn't because I changed the glass. I would just edit the file if that were the case.

I know I can't please everyone and no harm is done. Thanks though. Always happy to see something other than a silly copy+paste of the awesome face...
Blumberquack  [author] 17 Jun, 2013 @ 9:50pm 
I accept your insults and i'll think about them for the future, but there's no need to be so rude (although you apologized already).
VinchenzoTheJackal & Shoon 17 Jun, 2013 @ 8:53pm 
Then I'll mention the low quality textures, poor bump-mapping, and in addition to the object being obscenely bulky meaning more item conflicts with more items more often which causes poor usage for sales and player ownership do to many less misc and even very specific hats being unable to be equipped by the player make this a poor choice for a new misc. When you re-subbed this, all you did was change the glass case and handle, and metal over the 'colas', which left all the MANY other problems with this items unchanged. I'm sorry if this is brutal critiquing, but I do this on art websites I'm at too sometimes, though often less insulting in the process. I do apologize for my previous comments on your submission using actual words for insults.