Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

Machete SWEP
45 Comments
CheeseGuy 13 Jul @ 9:30pm 
Warning: IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU WILL POOP YOUR PANTS AT 3AM !!!!11111111111111111111:steamsad:
Dex 2 Jul @ 4:03pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! I shit my pants ong and ngl TGPU has to stop posting every fucking second on instagram im so tired of his ass bro just get a job
Too_Chilll 17 May @ 7:24pm 
Jason. :melon:
República Argentina 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:14pm 
Wolsom mi machete :secretweapon_hoi:
AwexPostingXD 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:10pm 
el machete de mi cerro :GDDemon:
Naxet_Gamer24 9 May, 2024 @ 3:07pm 
El machete de mi abuelo :aurip:
PaleoBit 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24am 
I already made you a promise
absence__ 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15pm 
Its already 3 am and i havent died you fucking liar
EDGELORD 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm 
WoOAaAoH guys!!! Carry on reading or else you'll like shit yourself or something at 3AM! pretty SPOOOOKKY SHTUFF!!!!
falcomwateu 12 Feb, 2023 @ 5:05pm 
cuenta mi abuelo que con uno de estos se chingo al diablo en un cerro de aguas calientes
bears 28 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42pm 
warning carry on reading or you will die i farted my pants last night i poo poo the bed mommy oh no i poop on bed aaaaaa
FernandoQuertez 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am 
carry on reading I dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, now if you don't send this to 10 other people, I will come to your house and dip your balls in sulfuric acid.
Mari The Marble Fox 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am 
the copypasta guy seriously has no brain cells :|
Emperor Sho 5 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am 
warning carry on reading or youll die once i did a doo doo and i forgor to wipe my ass and my shit smeared on my undies
DarkIcy 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:12pm 
Everywhere I go I see retards
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yensid 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am 
jason voorhees + machete = Friday The 13th
orange 21 Dec, 2020 @ 8:06pm 
runing zombies are very worried when you pull that weapon out i think
p᠌ink ⁧⁧floyd. 26 Jul, 2020 @ 10:25am 
i got jason so ya im gonna get this just because of that
Blubityblub 26 Jan, 2019 @ 2:36pm 
i got Jason Voorhes + this machete = Friday the 13th:steamhappy:
This user has no known aliases 11 Nov, 2018 @ 2:10am 
I looked in my self on the placeable camera and i saw that machet is flying 😁
non aver paura di nulla 26 May, 2018 @ 4:21am 
Nice job!
t3.kotta 16 Apr, 2018 @ 3:29pm 
nice
nice
very acceptionable
Ernold Quolfort 7 Feb, 2018 @ 12:04pm 
i got jason and the machete too:steamhappy:
DupaPupa 20 May, 2017 @ 3:30pm 
Does this mod work for NPCs?
Medic Olkie 6 Feb, 2016 @ 12:34pm 
I do believe the M9K Specialties already has a Machete
Eukian 30 Oct, 2015 @ 2:32pm 
add stabbing
DEADpool 24 Aug, 2015 @ 7:27am 
best one yet
Uncle_Toby 30 Jun, 2015 @ 5:59pm 
i got jason and the machete
thetiredcomedian 7 Mar, 2015 @ 2:05am 
hey if you could plz make a another one like a axe? dat well be cool have 2 axes sliceing player's/npcs up or maby something else
[MCLMF]TheZombieKing 27 Mar, 2014 @ 3:31am 
Would love to see this in Rust.
bonger 7 May, 2013 @ 1:16am 
Does 3rd person work yet?
FalconRifle 2 May, 2013 @ 2:56am 
i love machete
TheGammaGhost  [author] 20 Apr, 2013 @ 11:53am 
at the moment jonustin, it does not, I will get all my models working with 3rd person, at some point, if anyone wants to help, feel free. i'd galdy add you as a contributor.
Jonustin 19 Apr, 2013 @ 1:05pm 
Does this support thirdperson view?
RENDERMODE_NONE 15 Apr, 2013 @ 6:41pm 
Nice work. Out of curiosity, do the SWEPS have different stats, e.g. speed, damage, etc.?
Cyko 2 Jan, 2013 @ 7:04pm 
i love MACHETES
Von-Reaper 31 Dec, 2012 @ 2:09pm 
also the wep floats up right of your hand so your thot the olny one noticeing this gamma
Von-Reaper 31 Dec, 2012 @ 2:08pm 
this SWEP + Jason vorhees playermodel=have some fun tonight
Miss Crepis 31 Dec, 2012 @ 8:23am 
Could be the FOV
TheGammaGhost  [author] 30 Dec, 2012 @ 3:23pm 
Speed, I just tested it my self, it is slightly far to the right, but it IS completely in sight, while idling. Maybe it is your aspect ratio, or resolution settings? Maybe try it again? can anyone else confirm that it's visible while idling?
Miss Crepis 30 Dec, 2012 @ 2:29pm 
Wondering, could it be held normally instead of being just out of sight unless you attack?
big gay 30 Dec, 2012 @ 7:01am 
This looks almost exactly like a Cold Steel Latin Machete.
Miss Crepis 29 Dec, 2012 @ 6:51am 
Machetes are awesome, cant wait to use this.