Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Quick Brew
36 Comments
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Teleporter 31 Dec, 2012 @ 3:47pm 
PERFECT
Sivilik 29 Dec, 2012 @ 2:34pm 
Left click: Increases speed by 20%, Fire vunerablilty increased 40%
Right click: Tosses mug and creates small pool of coffee, enemy members take small damage while standing on top of it and the tosser, and anyone on fire, team member or enemy, will be extinguieshed.
Snoop 28 Dec, 2012 @ 9:36pm 
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Forte58 28 Dec, 2012 @ 2:11pm 
TF2 waffle zombie, these items aren't ingame yet, they have no stats either, they're just models and ideas uploaded so that Valve might add them in
Nexus Shield  [author] 28 Dec, 2012 @ 1:08pm 
fine ill look into getting it up on gamebanana
Forte58 27 Dec, 2012 @ 10:36pm 
I had an idea like this for soldier called A Hot Cup Of Doe.......
Fligbo Conflubomboshi Abbletauce 27 Dec, 2012 @ 8:55pm 
Stats:
When Drunk: scout does everything 20% faster for 20 seconds
After that: scout does everything 20% slower for 20 seconds
Shmonut 27 Dec, 2012 @ 2:12pm 
when used:
20% faster movement speed
20% faster reloading speed
20% faster firing speed for bat
Nexus Shield  [author] 27 Dec, 2012 @ 1:20pm 
Mr. ?!?! it works for everything
Kittens4Sale 27 Dec, 2012 @ 1:20pm 
i'd make it a re skin of the krit-a-cola
Nexus Shield  [author] 27 Dec, 2012 @ 1:15pm 
Lucky I did not get the idea but it works
Yukimare 27 Dec, 2012 @ 10:07am 
"too.... much.... caffeine....."

the scout's punchline in the original trailer

did you get the idea for this from it?
Angry Moustached German Man 27 Dec, 2012 @ 5:16am 
in the workshop
Angry Moustached German Man 27 Dec, 2012 @ 5:16am 
i want it as a mod! just for fun! i dont wont to steal it! i dont even know how to sumbbit a intem too!
Nexus Shield  [author] 26 Dec, 2012 @ 3:32pm 
I dont trust people enough to let them download my items for free knowing that they might take it for themselves
feesh 26 Dec, 2012 @ 3:28pm 
i wanna test this also...
feesh 26 Dec, 2012 @ 3:24pm 
(not to make you mad) well downloading work shop wepons an ditems dosent mean thats stealing...
Nexus Shield  [author] 26 Dec, 2012 @ 10:56am 
No downloads
I dont like people stealing
Angry Moustached German Man 26 Dec, 2012 @ 9:53am 
were can i download it
Nexus Shield  [author] 26 Dec, 2012 @ 7:32am 
scout dosent share and you dirty person
Indi 26 Dec, 2012 @ 5:58am 
2 scout 1 bonk ( you know what to do!)
Nexus Shield  [author] 24 Dec, 2012 @ 11:19pm 
that was the intent but they will do what ever they want with it
Flacketeer 24 Dec, 2012 @ 10:40pm 
Bonk or crit-a-cola replacement <- this
Nexus Shield  [author] 24 Dec, 2012 @ 11:31am 
its all up to valve but that is a great idea
brto 24 Dec, 2012 @ 9:14am 
Maybe, like sWITCH said, you could alt fire and throw it, setting enemies on fire, and regular fire drinks it and move speed, and cap rate would be higher, but after effects wear off, you are slower and capture slower for a period of time.
Smokin' Kipper 23 Dec, 2012 @ 8:41pm 
nice it would do good u got my vote
Dr Switch 23 Dec, 2012 @ 7:24pm 
an alt attack could be to toss it at someone and burn them. I like this!
shid in my mouf⁉ 23 Dec, 2012 @ 9:19am 
I know, but in Meet The Sniper, he is seen drinking a coffee mug with the words "#1 Best Sniper" on it.
Nexus Shield  [author] 22 Dec, 2012 @ 8:52pm 
yea but some one made a coffee cup for the sniper
and the scout is the one that drinks stuff in game
shid in my mouf⁉ 22 Dec, 2012 @ 7:56pm 
Should have been for the Sniper.
weekend 22 Dec, 2012 @ 12:19pm 
Cool!
Save Shards 4 Killstreak Effect 22 Dec, 2012 @ 12:23am 
Love this idea cause if you know your going to die you can use it again for a short-term boost

When used
+20% movment speed
+30% reload speed
+20% swing speed

Caffeen Crash (however long critz cola lasts)
-20% movment speed (or whatever reduction makes you move like spy)
-30% reload speed
-15% swing speed
*Takes longer than critz cola to regenerate
*Takes longer than the regenerate for the crash to wear off

Drinking while under a crash
+10% movment speed
+15% reload
+10% swing speed

(Wouldnt mind a varient of this in a closed tin coffee cup too)
Pamphlet 21 Dec, 2012 @ 9:21am 
I love it!
Jim 2 20 Dec, 2012 @ 10:43pm 
can we test this?
Katyusha 20 Dec, 2012 @ 10:04pm 
Man i just can't beat in heavies without my mornin' joe!