Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Basted Boxers
93 Comments
Silverwind 15 Sep, 2017 @ 1:26pm 
HEAVY! YOU'RE FISTING COOKED BIRD CORPSES!
Bruh 28 Sep, 2016 @ 1:59pm 
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Rasmus 26 Nov, 2015 @ 1:14am 
BUT WHERE DO HIS HANDS GO INTO?

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Oh god
Obi-ron 25 Nov, 2015 @ 12:42pm 
yo mama reference?
MANDY 24 Nov, 2015 @ 11:55am 
Festive KGB?
Harvest Wolf 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:44am 
The taunt needs to be the sandvich taunt minus the healing.
Painstrider 19 Nov, 2014 @ 4:00pm 
No need to make a festive one
Negamare 18 Nov, 2014 @ 3:03am 
I saw this on Kenan and Kel too :D
vaultshadow 17 Nov, 2014 @ 3:01pm 
saw that in kenan and kel
[FIW]Crazy_A 17 Nov, 2014 @ 2:58pm 
he is going to fist you with glass, electricity, and a turky... while fisting that aswell. :jarate:
VertebreakHER 15 Nov, 2014 @ 11:53am 
Heavy sticking his fists up a turkey's ass to use as boxing gloves is so gross and so fucking awesome.
Skelly 15 Jun, 2013 @ 11:13pm 
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Kubis 14 Jan, 2013 @ 6:29am 
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바니뚜 18 Dec, 2012 @ 11:16pm 
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Timur_rus4 14 Dec, 2012 @ 8:50am 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MulchBucket 13 Dec, 2012 @ 7:50am 
I would Buy this... now
Dumb 13 Dec, 2012 @ 2:33am 
By any chance, will there be a mod release on Gamebanana or whatever? I love this.
Dumb 13 Dec, 2012 @ 2:32am 
Two holidays in one! Well played, sir.
Litox06 12 Dec, 2012 @ 5:56pm 
poor torkeys R.I.P
geru✪ 11 Dec, 2012 @ 2:22pm 
very cool idea!
Spiro 11 Dec, 2012 @ 7:23am 
lol so funny XD
Afternoon_Lyncheon 9 Dec, 2012 @ 3:12pm 
idea: secondary ability take a bite gain half the health a sandvich would give other 3 seconds deals half damage of fists, useing secondary ability doesnt stop you or slow you.
i understand that valve makes up the effects but it would be cool
[AKA] PRIME 7 Dec, 2012 @ 2:32pm 
Now you are making me hungry
chunk - chopped unk 6 Dec, 2012 @ 11:29am 
BEST THING EVER!
Old Dead Tom 4 Dec, 2012 @ 6:26pm 
WANT
Drug Cyborg, FBI 4 Dec, 2012 @ 1:05am 
@Sammie1053:
When I first saw that I couldn't get to sleep for like three days.
maxibon, 3 Dec, 2012 @ 2:45am 
Great idea but you should lose it until you die after taunt. Otherwise its overpowered.
Santa Cook 1 Dec, 2012 @ 12:12pm 
Regain all health on taunt? That is really overpowered and everyone will just keep spamming it.
Senya 30 Nov, 2012 @ 6:33am 
I want it 0. 0
Hades 29 Nov, 2012 @ 10:32am 
TO AWESOME!
Thanathos 29 Nov, 2012 @ 12:40am 
Taunt animation should be putting it up to your mouth and taking a bite then falling asleep for 2 seconds
Canadian Dragon 28 Nov, 2012 @ 4:51pm 
On taunt: regain all health.
NOMNOMNOM
Shmael1053 27 Nov, 2012 @ 5:41pm 
PERSONALLY, I say if a turkey is going to become an in-game item it should be a Mr. Bean-style hat.
Also why did the Heavy wrap his holiday turkey in Christams lights? If anyone I'd say the Engineer would be the type to enjoy the taste of electrical wiring and broken glass.
nominal.naomi 27 Nov, 2012 @ 4:09pm 
Please add to game. Nice job!
Dingar 27 Nov, 2012 @ 12:02am 
Oh dear God yes
Feathernights 26 Nov, 2012 @ 6:05pm 
What?Its's just pain?!
Neon Noodles 26 Nov, 2012 @ 3:20pm 
TO AWESOME!
Mister Moe 26 Nov, 2012 @ 4:13am 
"My fist they are delicious!"
a puppy 25 Nov, 2012 @ 10:34pm 
make a style without the christmas lights i don't put lights on my turkey :(
QuinnonSFM 25 Nov, 2012 @ 12:09pm 
I totally want this for the heavy. It's awesome!
GizmoGuy 24 Nov, 2012 @ 10:08pm 
What Mr.puff n stuf said but with:
Reduced attack speed (turkey makes u tired)
Wishbone! +10% crits chance
And maybe something to kepp u fom having sandvich or other foods too?
Sweg Feg 24 Nov, 2012 @ 6:51pm 
this is cool, he can eat and beat the crap out of people
Tenacious Taco 24 Nov, 2012 @ 6:13pm 
this is so ridiculous (in a good way) xD
Sad King Billy 24 Nov, 2012 @ 3:18pm 
-10% damage
Alt fire eat the gloves like a sandwhich but further halves damage
the undying appeal of miku 24 Nov, 2012 @ 9:09am 
This is making me laugh so hard! If Valve changes anything from the name or the description I will be so mad!
Sargent_Jode  [author] 24 Nov, 2012 @ 4:02am 
ATastyPickleJR good Idea, will add that :) Ta
PiterMan 24 Nov, 2012 @ 3:43am 
Hah! Valve, please ADD!
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CEO 24 Nov, 2012 @ 1:52am 
Dont like the lights, needs a style without them
ATastyPickleJR[Ping from Pluto] 23 Nov, 2012 @ 2:20pm 
Alt-fire:Take a bite of your gloves for +2 regenration for 10 seconds.
Dharma 23 Nov, 2012 @ 1:55am 
AHAHh LOL, what the suck?