The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Battlechef Weapons and Armor (v 0.2.8)
37 Comments
Cousin Okri 30 Jun, 2015 @ 7:00pm 
but it lets you shoot leeks... i've always wanted to shoot leeks... dammit time stop ruining everything cool!
gamergrrl 1 Feb, 2015 @ 4:29pm 
I just found this and really wish someone kept it up so I could subscribe. It looks fun. :(
Jeff, Man  [author] 23 Dec, 2014 @ 11:45am 
This mod is years old, broken, and not maintained whatsoever. So uh, use at your own peril. Tons of stuff is probably broken/doesn't work correctly (such as the crafting recipes I'm told). As for that clue, there is an inn in Skyrim famous for it's candle ;)
JackofallTraits 23 Dec, 2014 @ 1:42am 
There seems to be a problem with trying to brew up certain iteams. For instance, the Old Fasioned Cola seems to require an empty wine bottle ;however, only a certain kind of empty wine bottle will do. Also, I've tried to make the shoes to the battlechef armor with the things it's been asking for, but it thinks I don't have shoes in my inventory when I really do. In fact, they're the same modle needed to make the recipe in the first place!

The rest seems fine, through. I don't know if you have to buy the clothes in order to cook up the armor, but if you do, I hope that information can be put in the description for anyone else who downloads this mod. I hope these problems can be fixed.

Also, the clues give too little information. "check the drawers where the candles are always lit" Anyways, I'm off to go kick in every door in Skyrim untill I find that next clue or rain down the leeks of DOOM!
B-count 5 Nov, 2014 @ 4:45am 
Awesome idea!
How did you even come up with this? xD
tenhuskys 15 Jul, 2014 @ 9:12am 
all i got was a fork and a note in the barrel =/ and im looking in drawers where candles are always lit but there is nothing=/
tenhuskys 14 Jul, 2014 @ 8:17pm 
you see i cried as i laughed at this mod, i have an amazingly sexy female char and i want this to be hers when she gets to alduin!
Soapy 8 Aug, 2013 @ 3:17pm 
ahh ok thanks
Jeff, Man  [author] 8 Aug, 2013 @ 2:49pm 
I believe the worcestershire sauce can be bought in an alchemy store or general store, and the secret ingredient is a high level drop
Soapy 8 Aug, 2013 @ 2:12pm 
Where do i get the special ingredients such as worcestershire sauce and 'chef's secret ingredient'?
uhaw 24/7 10 May, 2013 @ 11:12am 
nice mod :)... a jackfruit spell would be great XD
Shir Blackwater 21 Apr, 2013 @ 5:50am 
Some one needs to turn this into a Gordon Ramsey follower mod, complete with voice samples. XD
Crane! 2 Mar, 2013 @ 3:48pm 
:I the fish Greatsword :3 Like, an iron sword handle, wih an expanded salmon model for the blade XD
maclever 23 Feb, 2013 @ 8:58pm 
can you add a meat cleaver to the weapons lineup? and sorry no bj for you till you do :P
Raigan 30 Dec, 2012 @ 7:34pm 
great for starters ^^ kudos!
Though, one of the weapon recepies requires a plate to built it. I have picked up just about E#VERY kind of plate in the game and I have yet to find one that I can use to make the weapon
The Boss 29 Nov, 2012 @ 3:28pm 
add pinnaple mace
Schiffy 9 Oct, 2012 @ 8:07pm 
Is there a way to get the real hat from Delvin, or is that the end of the trail?
Pandalorian Princes 19 Aug, 2012 @ 5:00pm 
another suggestion:
shish-ca-bob arrows

can't think of anything culinary to launch them from.
Pandalorian Princes 19 Aug, 2012 @ 4:52pm 
I think this is my new favorite mod by the way.
Pandalorian Princes 19 Aug, 2012 @ 4:50pm 
Suggestion:
there's an old muppets PC game that has mini-games for all the muppets characters. the sweedish cheif's is called kitchens of doom in witch you fight giant mutated food with varios kitchen utensals. play it and be inspired.
Conqueror Worm 6 Jul, 2012 @ 2:32pm 
kool
Jeff, Man  [author] 6 Jul, 2012 @ 7:27am 
if I ever get around to working on this again I will
Conqueror Worm 6 Jul, 2012 @ 3:18am 
This is the coolest mod ever but can you make actual blades instead of just daggers?
SuperGoodCheapKnifeSkins.ba 28 Jun, 2012 @ 8:35pm 
amazing

also when honeyside is fully upgraded there is a fork and knife on the table on the balcony they can be used as daggers
Merapsco 20 Apr, 2012 @ 7:40pm 
That feel when no update for several months ;-;
LambDuck 24 Feb, 2012 @ 12:05pm 
Ysgramors Spork... nuff said :D
Flumpkin 19 Feb, 2012 @ 2:18pm 
So much awesome.
Mr.Hankki 18 Feb, 2012 @ 1:09pm 
I cant Find them ... Please someone say locations.
Jeff, Man  [author] 17 Feb, 2012 @ 2:02pm 
they're all in inns/bars
Nanzapants 17 Feb, 2012 @ 9:16am 
Damn you, treasure trail. Where am I supposed to go?
XamaX 15 Feb, 2012 @ 9:09pm 
make tomato arrow replacements :)
Camburger 15 Feb, 2012 @ 3:55pm 
This should be a game in itself
Merapsco 14 Feb, 2012 @ 11:43am 
Mod of the year all years.
Nanzapants 14 Feb, 2012 @ 11:18am 
This is awesome. And nice pony reference.
Ignis 13 Feb, 2012 @ 7:19pm 
I'd like to offer a blowjob.
Cadenza 13 Feb, 2012 @ 6:11pm 
"Brilliant."
- Jeffrey Dahmer
✈ Dray The Fingerless 12 Feb, 2012 @ 2:49pm 
EAT YOUR APPLES, BANDITS! EAT EM GOOOOOD!