The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Sh*tty Infomercials
109 Comments
SoggyBiscut 30 Jan @ 7:20am 
Cant even load in and only shows one loading screen only plays one ad about the new and improved ninja cooker In LOVE
EFSANE2434 13 May, 2021 @ 12:15am 
1 GB???
haha 11 Apr, 2020 @ 10:44pm 
big hotdog
Kali 13 Jul, 2019 @ 12:37pm 
I...This... Where do I sign up?
RedTec69 18 May, 2018 @ 8:46pm 
so let me get this strait all the music in the game is changed to Sh*tty Infomercials that play like if you were watching the Sh*tty Infomercial...............WERE DO I SIGN UP
Moth 12 May, 2018 @ 3:41pm 
uh i just installed and immediatly heard music this is false advertising
Soulja Boy the Forsaken 13 Jan, 2018 @ 9:33am 
Incredible
SRYimWithU 5 Nov, 2017 @ 2:39pm 
its perfect!
Juniper 4 Nov, 2017 @ 4:20am 
I have used this too much
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⎛⎝P!3♨P!N3APPL3⎠⎞ 28 Oct, 2017 @ 2:03pm 
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BRAND STINKIN NEW MOD FOR SKYRIM
Chadorama 26 Oct, 2017 @ 6:36am 
this is just the worst thing ever
A Woef but on Controller 23 Oct, 2017 @ 1:00am 
Twen T. One, 22
Best fake name ever XD thx for the mod
Chocolate Milk  [author] 12 Oct, 2017 @ 7:53am 
@TICKELS THE CLOWN {LINK REMOVED}
lmao thanks
illuminati official 11 Oct, 2017 @ 10:34am 
lmao cool mod
ChocolateNachos 8 Oct, 2017 @ 8:59pm 
is it possible to make the sounds come through both the left and right speaker/earcup?
Space 2 Oct, 2017 @ 11:58am 
Need to add Flex Tape. "I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF."
DimetheBloodWolf 30 Sep, 2017 @ 11:43am 
If you get it before this offer ends you get a second one free! At no extra cost!
Mosley was right 30 Sep, 2017 @ 11:38am 
Billy Mays here with a special Skyrim offer!

Are you tired of your boring old Ebony sword?

Do you want a new, exciting weapon for your already epic inventory?

Then the Molag-slicer 3000 is for you!

It chops! It cuts! It slices and dices!

All your friends will be envious, and all your enemies will be afraid!

For the low low price of 100 dragon souls, you can have this beauty today, guaranteed!

HURRY! This offer only lasts until the fifth era, so don't delay: call now!
Enn 10 Sep, 2017 @ 7:28am 
Kitchen Gun Must BE Added
OllieAnxious 28 Aug, 2017 @ 11:00pm 
@Chocolate Milk
I found out what to do. I went to data files and saw it was still there so I highlighted it and pressed the delete button on my screen. Thank you.
Chocolate Milk  [author] 28 Aug, 2017 @ 10:20pm 
@Eridan Pimpora, @Day Man
Open the Skyrim launcher, but don't press play yet. Go down to Data Files. Click on that option. A window should come up. Scroll down the list of mods until you find this one. Then, uncheck the box underneath the "Load?" section next to this mod. That should ensure the game doesn't load the mod in. You should also check and make absolutely sure you've unsubscribed to the mod. You can also try manually shredding the files you downloaded, but that's complicated and I'm not entirely sure how to do that perfectly well. Hopefully one of these options will work. If anybody else sees this comment and has any other tips for this problem of the mod not uninstalling or still loading when you're unsubscribed, please feel free to contribute.
OllieAnxious 28 Aug, 2017 @ 7:41pm 
It's fun but I have the same problem as Day Man.
Chauncey 25 Aug, 2017 @ 11:59am 
hey i un installed the mod and im still hearing them can i get a fix??
Soma Cruz 21 Aug, 2017 @ 3:04pm 
@Sam Suphit
Well, you must feel real important right now, don't you?
Chocolate Milk  [author] 20 Aug, 2017 @ 9:03pm 
@Gutterimp
HI IM CHOKOMELK


My mod loves you too, Goerge.
Hydapse 20 Aug, 2017 @ 8:58pm 
HI I'M GOERGE


I love your mod man
jedijames1 13 Aug, 2017 @ 10:37am 
its funny how the mod description is an infomercial about an infomercial
Sam Suphit 1 Aug, 2017 @ 3:49pm 
Stoooppp!!....Do you have the copyright and authorization of the game designer to modder,credits etc...? reported!
OMEGANAVIE 28 Jul, 2017 @ 8:50pm 
That was the fastest I've ever subscribed to a mod.
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KEEPER 28 Jul, 2017 @ 10:39am 
it's funny how shamwow is the most merable in my head.
MarlonCo2 28 Jul, 2017 @ 3:44am 
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Deika 26 Jul, 2017 @ 6:31pm 
this is the greatest skyrim mod of all time
Enn 26 Jul, 2017 @ 4:10pm 
This. Should. Be. A. Menu. Mod. To. Make. The. Loading. Screen. Better. ;)
Tarnowinski 26 Jul, 2017 @ 3:46pm 
I think this sort of mod should replace the radio in the fallout series XD
Sun Paladin 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:52pm 
Amazing mod but gives me a headache when using it
10/10
Enginseer89 25 Jul, 2017 @ 7:17pm 
Thanks, this cured me of my depression from Skyrim's music.
JSSterling03 25 Jul, 2017 @ 5:09pm 
the nutribullet commercial kepps repeating. I've gotten three infomercials nutribullet, something about keeping something dry, and one more i forgot, over the course of half an hour.
goldenfiberwheat238 25 Jul, 2017 @ 5:01pm 
upload a video
KING SHIT 25 Jul, 2017 @ 1:21pm 
Can we have a Latino infomertial edition?"
DimetheBloodWolf 25 Jul, 2017 @ 12:21pm 
@Chocolate Milk

Thank you, and now that you say it, I agree. Billy Mays was a god among men and is irreplacable. No-one should call them selves the Billy Mays of Skyrim, or anything for that matter. Unless they are literally named Billy Mays.
Chocolate Milk  [author] 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:04am 
I don't think it's quite fair to call anybody the "Billy Mays of Skyrim". Billy was, and still is, irreplacable. I theme many of my mods after Billy Mays, but that doesn't make me the Billy Mays of Skyrim; just a big fan of his work. And I don't think it's fair to call anybody else that name either. However, I'd say that @DimetheBloodWolf deserves some appreciation for writing his literal own entire infomercial dedicated to DovahClean (spoof of OxiClean) in the comments, which is one of cleverest and wittiest comments I've ever received on a mod.
chemtrail snorter 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:49am 
DRILLS.
DimetheBloodWolf 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:16am 
Guys I'M the Billy Mays of Skyrim, did you not see my Skyrim themed infomercial for DovahClean? D:

cylinder 25 Jul, 2017 @ 6:16am 
Now i can kill magical creatures to the beats of my favorite infomercial products. :^)
Chocolate Milk  [author] 25 Jul, 2017 @ 6:01am 
@American Barbarian
Fascinating. I don't quite remember what the Reconstruction was (I think it had something to do with the political parties of the time, right?) but it sounds like that was a real blast of an election.
Girbus The Wise 25 Jul, 2017 @ 3:30am 
Actually, the need for an end to Reconstruction helped Hayes "win"(it was really just conceded to him) the election.
Oceania 25 Jul, 2017 @ 2:01am 
i say your the billy mays of skyrim XD