Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Teufort Times
107 Comments
Catis 20 Dec, 2016 @ 1:13pm 
Wow. Really nice.
UncleBlumpkin 20 Dec, 2016 @ 11:41am 
is it jiggleboned like the holy mackerel?
Eggy Roo 19 Dec, 2016 @ 11:53am 
so perfect :balloonicorn::sentry::jarate:
My Slugcat 19 Dec, 2016 @ 3:08am 
Make this a reskin of the wrap assassin but with no ball
Perfectly balanced
Zeba Stakian 15 Aug, 2016 @ 6:28pm 
I really like the design and the idea, but I think the Teufort Times should be a reskin of the fan o war.
Krusty Crew 27 Nov, 2015 @ 4:55pm 
extra extra! read all about it. crazy spycrab on the loose
Orange Cream Extreme Terrorist 21 Mar, 2015 @ 4:44pm 
dont you hate not knowing the lastest problem in world. well now you know every time when u hit a f2p
.ZenMode 6 Jan, 2015 @ 4:57pm 
Nice! This would be another awesome scout melee!
MaskMaster 31 Dec, 2013 @ 2:37pm 
Extra extra! Man on enemy team is murdered! Murderer still at large!
матрёшка 10 Nov, 2012 @ 7:14pm 
+ Throwable upon right click, like the sandman. Does same damage as with melee, has no effects unlike the sandman and wrap assassin.
- Can't be used whilst not in hand, when thrown. Must be picked up and will eventually despawn and will respawn back.
- 10% less damage
🐾Foxeeh🐾 6 Nov, 2012 @ 2:03pm 
@The guy who dies a lot (s16) @Kye, check this description (combined):
Havn't you always dreamed of smacking the enemy right in the face with the latest news? Well now you can!
Words can't hurt, but the thing they're printed on sure can.
Creatine FireHydrant 6 Nov, 2012 @ 6:36am 
cool
it need some styles
EggsAndBacon 6 Nov, 2012 @ 6:16am 
Newsflash buddy! You're freaking dead!
MrYadaization 5 Nov, 2012 @ 5:41pm 
@Blaserlaser no not at all
Michael Jordan of Gaming 4 Nov, 2012 @ 4:24pm 
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YUS!
theMilkDrinker 4 Nov, 2012 @ 3:44pm 
fits the scout perfetcly
pkbk 4 Nov, 2012 @ 2:30pm 
This would go good with the Ye Old Baker Boy y'know with the descrpition and all.
s16 4 Nov, 2012 @ 10:13am 
Words can't hurt you, but the thing they're printed on sure can.
nice16 4 Nov, 2012 @ 8:25am 
oh this is like the eviction notice
JAZZ JACK 3 Nov, 2012 @ 8:08pm 
오 좋다 ㅋㅋ
Prei 3 Nov, 2012 @ 2:54pm 
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Horace Wimp 3 Nov, 2012 @ 11:15am 
This just in: ya dead!
Josef Skellington 2 Nov, 2012 @ 10:15pm 
I love it!
Red Dagger 2 Nov, 2012 @ 6:32pm 
"It's black, white, and will be r(e)ad one way or another."

...eh, kinda hard to work in text. You get the drift.
arhtech 2 Nov, 2012 @ 8:26am 
You, sir, are a genius. If you ever want textures, let me know and I'll see what I can do.
Penaco 2 Nov, 2012 @ 8:14am 
Good model and good idea for scout hat, i like this item!
Default 1 Nov, 2012 @ 8:02pm 
this looks like it could be pretty cool i wishi had this freaking thing
Qualimort 1 Nov, 2012 @ 7:37pm 
Arm yourself with knowledge, and then beat someone over the head with it.Literally!
Bogan 1 Nov, 2012 @ 7:28pm 
Lol I like these taunt saying ideas \/
Elsa 1 Nov, 2012 @ 6:56pm 
NEWS FLASH: I just killed you!
ramblin man 1 Nov, 2012 @ 4:39pm 
Extra! Extra! You're Frickin Dead!
Buff Nacho 1 Nov, 2012 @ 3:12pm 
Look facinating!
Green! 1 Nov, 2012 @ 6:42am 
We do want it !
Prei 1 Nov, 2012 @ 6:00am 
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Dak 1 Nov, 2012 @ 4:05am 
Nice job!
rejacketed 1 Nov, 2012 @ 3:18am 
this would be so cool... have you got a link for the skin?
EesiOh 31 Oct, 2012 @ 4:18pm 
Hey dumbasss News Flash I just beat your ass
Prei 31 Oct, 2012 @ 2:56pm 
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Mr. Clive 31 Oct, 2012 @ 12:45pm 
wow i had the same idea a few weeks ago
λ 31 Oct, 2012 @ 12:19pm 
This should be put in the set with the Teufort Tooth Kicker! Make a hat for the new set! That would be awesome!
Prei 31 Oct, 2012 @ 8:43am 
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NaraMinato 31 Oct, 2012 @ 7:51am 
O:
Chet Ubetcha 31 Oct, 2012 @ 7:11am 
Yes. This looks really fun. I've wanted the scout to get a really fast melee weapon for a while.
rEvo 31 Oct, 2012 @ 3:39am 
Love it!
EthanDean57 31 Oct, 2012 @ 12:15am 
Neat concept, I like it :)
Teen Pregnancy 30 Oct, 2012 @ 7:59pm 
lol give it an item set with the killer exclusive
Sweg Feg 30 Oct, 2012 @ 3:19pm 
EXTRA, EXTRA im going to beat all your a**es with newspaper
Vel 30 Oct, 2012 @ 7:39am 
EXTRA (bone fractures) EXTRA (humiliation from being batturd by a news weilding mad man for boston) EXTRA (fuck left to give)
Vel 30 Oct, 2012 @ 7:37am 
HOT OF THE (nearest Mann. co weapons factory) PRESSES! (bone) BREAKING NEWS! OUR GOSSIP PAGE IS TO DIE FOR (literaly)!
BigHeartLittleChimp 30 Oct, 2012 @ 4:30am 
EXTRA EXTRA! YOU'RE DEAD!