"Don't be a dummy, buckle your seat belt!"
Remember The Incredible Crash Dummies?
This is my '83 version of a toy by Tyco (1993)
Features multiple crash effects & seats two!
No mods. No cheats. Two KSP DLCs. Enjoy..!
#1= Crumple/Uncrumple Front End
#2= Toggle Doors Open/Closed
#3= Toggle Left Turn Signal On/Off
#4= Toggle Right Turn Signal On/Off
#5= Toggle Trunk Open/Closed
#6= Toggle Dome Light On/Off
#7= Decouple/Launch Left Front Tire
#8= Decouple/Launch Right Front Tire
#9= Deploy Rear Drogue Chutes
#0= Cut Rear Drogue Chutes
#Abort= Fully Wreck Car/Eject Passenger
#R(RCS)= Toggle Exhaust Rocket Boost
#T(SAS)= Toggle SAS/Car Motors On/Off
#U(Light)= Toggle Head & Tail Lights On/Off
#G(Gear)= Eject Passenger
#B(Brake)= Toggle Wheel Brakes On/Off
<How To Drive>
1.Throttle Up With #Shift Or #Z
2.Engage SAS To Start Engine/Wheel Motors
3.Use WASD To Accelerate, Reverse & Turn
4.Toggle Rocket Boost On/Off With #R(RCS)
<Tips, Tricks & Lyrics..?>
-This Capable Coupe Is A Killer Stunt Car..!
Great For Long Haul Fares With Infinite Fuel
Top Speed Of Approx. 50mph Using Motors
Top Speed Of Approx. 100mph With Rockets
-Two Extra Storage Containers In Trunk
Each Packed With Four Repair Kits (x8 Total)
Plus 1 EVA Experiment & An Extra Parachute
Open/Close Trunk Lid With #5
-Press #Abort On Impact For Full Damage..!
Decouple/Launch Front Tires With #7 & #8
Eject Passenger With #G(Gear)
(Rapping, sort of..?)
"Through thick & thin,
Slick & Spin get the job done.
When there's no hope in sight,
Crash-Crash Dummies,
will make things right.
(Real good bad early 90's record scratching)
Slick & Spin,
glad you could drop in.
The best man for the job is a dummy..!
(Whispered)
Crash...Crash...Dummies..."
<Fun Facts>
The animated television special for Fox Kids,
"The Incredible Crash Dummies" (1993),
was the first full-length television cartoon
created using computer graphics..! Later
repackaged as a VHS/action figure combo.
This taxi appears in the first few seconds.
The entire toy line was dropped in 1994.
"You could learn a lot from a dummy..!"​