What was once an ordinary novelty doll in likeness of our dear Administrator, has now turned posessed toy!
This tiny doppelganger (much like the real deal) is content to follow you around, issuing the very same commands screeched from various loudspeakers around Teufort.
Curse that Merasmus and his terrifying practical jokes!
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This is an all class item which follows the player around in similiar fashion to the Balloonicorn or Robro. Ideally it would mimic the Administrator's announcements in game, albeit in a smaller, squeakier tone of voice.