Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to hide your "secret" files from FBI
By tiki²
FBI is all ready at your door aren't they ?
   
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First....
Go ahaed and open the door. They will be surprised to see you know what out side world is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Make your best normie act !
Now we can start !
But what are you going to hide if it's normie sh*t like porn just use a normal folder lock
But ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We all know why you are here you want to hide thoes loli, trap and aheago vids am I right ?
Then we can start the real guide...
STEP 1
Get your self out of the country. We all know trump will find your hentai and memes if you stay at US. Go ahead and get a job in one of thies counties
Turkey (Come and see me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Kekistan
Japan
West Japan (Chiana)
and India
STEP 2
BECOME A NORMIE !!!
This will be hard, you have to talk with real ppl and worst you have to have a think normies call "Life"
LAST STEP
Find your self a normie wife. Affter this no one will even think you are a 4-chan user, an old ♥♥♥ or a guy with platinium hentaiheaven acount becaus they think we cant have wifes. Still you dont have to talk to your wife just go ahead, marry her and idk put her in to your basment ? She is your wife in the end...
BUT NEVER FORGET YOUR TRUE WAIFU
12 Comments
Turtle 22 Jun, 2017 @ 7:40am 
Ok Barton did you kill any hoovies
Barton 8 Jun, 2017 @ 2:04pm 
i opened my door to see not FBI, but a spy crab, shit, the wildlife protection services are coming
Mom 6 Jun, 2017 @ 12:15pm 
nah
Shinobu oshino is over 500 years old
tiki²  [author] 6 Jun, 2017 @ 11:37am 
Thing is all lolis are over 2000 years old...
Some how...
Mom 6 Jun, 2017 @ 9:56am 
3/10
Traps are gay. They will always be gay.
Lolis are good as long as they are older than 18.
This guide gave me cancer.
Turtle 3 Jun, 2017 @ 9:48am 
I has a vary gud contacts in the illuminarty party
tiki²  [author] 29 May, 2017 @ 11:02pm 
How did you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Turtle 29 May, 2017 @ 7:04pm 
What if you work in the FBI and you WANT us to do that so we don't realize 9/11 was an inside job
ascen 29 May, 2017 @ 12:39pm 
got lost on step 2
tiki²  [author] 29 May, 2017 @ 7:41am 
Loli