Dis yug be Tito`s bets Comrade. w-HOle Yugoslavia is proud of you my dear femboy frend.
it was a brave decision to cut yor MANHOOD
Since its Kurban bayramı and you couldnt find a sacrifice to offer our God, Red GOD.
it was smart to cut your manhood.
I mean ur a math guy (not meth) so it makse sanse.

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tikitoki

REVENGE OF THE SITH
(THE NON-CANON DRAFT)
EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main
Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the
ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on
both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General
Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and
kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic
Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the
besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi
Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive
Chancellor....

PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue
to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter
and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser.
TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison,
dodging flack and enemy laser fire.
R2-D2 is on ANAKIN'S ship. R4-P17 is on OBI-WAN'S ship.
A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships
continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT - SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship
rocks violently.
INT. ANAKIN’S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT - SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP
FIGHTER.

ANAKIN
There isn't a droid made that can out fly
you, Master, and no other way to get to
the Chancellor...
OBI-WAN
Look out, four droids inbound...
EXT. CORUSCANT - SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE
FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack.
After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the
FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in
a ball of flame.
INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT - SPACE
Obi-Wan struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN
We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN
Break left, fly through the guns on that

Obi-Wan flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC
CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN
Easy for you to say. Why am I always the
bait?
ANAKIN
Don't worry. I'm coming around behind
you.
Obi-Wan deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's
superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his
tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN KENOBI
Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN
Dead ahead! Closing... lock onto him,
Artoo.
Artoo BEEPS his reply as Anakin swoops in for the kill.
He BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.