This one is very self explanatory, just do the tutorial.

This one is also very self explanatory, just do an insult on the couch, tournament, or online. I also believe you can get this if you do the tutorial.

To sum up these you have to get 2 new characters (which you can get from playing tournament with any character.) to get the "It's Getting Crowded" achievement. For " Learn The Meaning of Life", just beat tournament. And for the last achievement just beat tournament with 5 *different* characters. Paul Blart Mall Cop has made a guide to explain how to get the characters and all of the locations here http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=790678664

This achievement is really time consuming if you actually play. You can just keep on going into "Play On-line" and enter the conversation, then leave. Although I do not recommend this, I say you actually play online and do the conversation normally.

I don't know what type of pharse to compose, but I do know that if you mention a character's weakness through-out the argument, you will get a larger combo and take off alot of honor points. (Hopefully it will take off 50 points.)
Edit:Here is a screenshot I took while playing with someone online, and this got rid of 60 Honor points (HP) http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/108479918424228858/5AC0344B240507394E5152B40E3FF0B1C6AF4E37/

"A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
"Your son died because of your sins!".
"You are silly, and everybody knows that!".
"Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
"Your country is not a part of Europe".
"Your mother is your father".
"Your mother was a hamster".
"Your hovercraft is full of eels".
"You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".
"Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".
Any arguement that has the word "Satan" (Do this 66 times.)

First off, for all the achievements below this one you need to be very patient and also have a very high chance of raging. You first go to "Fight a Human" and then you go to "Play on the couch". For this achievement you have to go to the lake with whatever characters, and keep presenting nothing until you get "A duck hunter","You","Your Wife", or "Your hovercraft", after that it's all luck depending what you get. (Continuations help alot when doing these achievemnets.)

Do the steps above, but with Grisha as one of the characters, you should see it after a while.(Not sure if this helps, but I got this while on the train with Grisha.)

I suggest you have Father and someone else go into the Pet Shop, because family usally pops up more when someone plays as Father.

Have Father and Grisha/Serious Sam go to Afterlife, the pharses to compose those are usally there.

Go anywhere with Sir Knight, and wait until "You" pops up. This one is very time consuming as well as "Say No More".

There is a reason why this is the rarest achievement, and that's because you need to have "Satan" 666 times in a arguement. Go anywhere and you might see "Satan" pop up. ("Satan" is one of the rarest argument starters in the game as well.)EDIT: With an update you need to do it 66 times. Thank you scavenge!

I hope this guide helps you get all of those achievements that you are missing. Enjoy!