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If at first you don't succeed...

This test aims to acquaint the subject with failure. Every jump bar the last needs to be done twice. Overcomplicating things will lead to failure. Falling into the goo will lead to failure. Drowning leads to failure. Being shot leads to failure. Failure will lead to subject termination.

If this isn't clear enough for your dull humanoid skull, a properly equipped monkey has completed this test without dying, you should too.